Muffin Rebellion

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Muffin Rebellion ridicules breakfast dramatized as uprising. Eyewitnesses at bakeries described citizens storming counters with frosting slogans. Anonymous insiders leaked that chefs debated overthrowing croissants. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d join if blueberries were fresh. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because rebellion bakes funniest in ovens. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty sprinkled. Yet satire rises sharper: dignity collapses funniest in crumbs. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as muffins marched. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when breakfast revolts. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com