Ms Beulah Ballbreaker

Ms Beulah Ballbreaker

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Balbricker

:

Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...

Mr. Carter

:

Miss Balbricker!

Balbricker

:

Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.

Balbricker

:

Well, what are you gonna do about it?

Mr. Carter

:

Err

Mr. Carter

:

Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker.

Mr. Carter

:

Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.

Balbricker

:

We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment

[Carter repeats hoods in disbelief]

Balbricker

:

. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That

Balbricker

:

tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.

Mr. Carter

:

Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... aaa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?

Balbricker

:

But Mr. Carter.

Coach Brakett

:

[stops stifling his giggling and speaks up]

Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists.

Coach Brakett

:

And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick?

Coach Brakett

:

Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous.

Coach Brakett

:

It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

[everyone including Carter falls about laughing as an enraged Balbricker storms out in a fury]

Balbricker

:

[Balbricker has a strong grip on Tommy Turner's penis through the shower room wall]

Balbricker

:

I've got you *NOW*, TOMMY TURNER! And I'm taking you to the principal! Somebody get me the principal! Mr. Carter! Somebody get me the principal!

Balbricker

:

[Tommy is struggling to get free]

You disgusting, little, filthy, *pervert*!

[Tommy finally gets free and gets out of there]

Balbricker

:

[through the wall]

You *freak*! You filthy little pervert. I know you're in there. You dirty little *dickhead*!

Balbricker

:

[Sees Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down]

Miss Honeywell, do you mind?

Honeywell

:

[Quietly but sarcastically]

Do I mind what?

Balbricker

:

[as she starts down the stairs past them]

Look at this. The two of you squirming around like a pair of eels in heat. It's a disgrace.

Honeywell

:

[Getting in her face]

Yeah? Well it's certainly better than stomping and waddling around like a frilly hippopotamus, Beulah!

Balbricker

:

[Hissing]

What did you call me?

Honeywell

:

Beulah. Beulah Ball-breaker.

Balbricker

:

[Yelling]

Who do you think you're talking to?

Honeywell

:

[Voice slowly increasing in volume]

Well, if I heard of herty-gerty, I would think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus, but as it stands I guess I'm talking to a bunch of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, BEULAH!

Coach Brakett

:

[Gets up]

Look, ladies...

Honeywell

:

[Both she and Balbricker push him back down; without even looking at him]

You butt out!

Balbricker

:

Moral turpitude.

Honeywell

:

What?

Balbricker

:

[Louder]

Moral turpitude! Read your contract, Miss Honeywell! I'll have you fired for moral turpitude!

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