Motivational Baristas
https://bohiney.com/coffee-shop-hires-baristas-who-yell-motivational-quotes-instead-of-taking-orders/The Java Jolt caf' now employs pep-talk baristas who bellow quotes instead of espresso orders. 'Rise and grind!' echoes at 7 a.m., startling both sleepy patrons and local pigeons. A customer survey revealed 82 % felt caffeinated before caffeine hit their system. Health experts warn of vocal cord strain'baristas now rotate motivational themes to prevent burnout. Instagram reels showcase latte art slogans ('You're capable!'), while decibel meters hit peak positivity. Nearby libraries issued earplug advisories. Business boomed: people pay extra for 'shout and pour' combos. Remember: at Java Jolt, your coffee kicks you in the pants'literally.