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[Source] - AMANDA Holden and Susanna Reid have the "best bums" in the world according to the Golden Ratio equation.
The Britain's Got Talent judge and Good Morning Britain presenter, both 49, have been found to have the perfect "Golden Ratio" bums by Dr Riccardo Frati who analysed the bottoms of leading celebrities.
Listen, you start throwing science, rankings, MILFs and best asses around and I'm going to be hooked. The only thing missing here is basketball and it's a must blog for me. I'm not going to sit here and fully understand the Golden Ratio. But this is what I know about it:
It comes from ancient Greeks, so it's been around forever. Apparently anything in the world can have a ratio and according to mathematics the ideal ass proportion should be 3:2:3. Got it? Neither do I. But do you care? Nope. This is about finding the best asses in the world. For this study, shout out Dr. Riccardo Frati who is 100% the horniest guy in the world, right? The perfect ratio is 3:2:3 for breast to waist to butt. I have no idea how you get 3, but again, you just want pictures.
According to this, there are 3 perfect asses.
I've blogged about her before. She's 49 from England and won Rear of the Year. Now I don't know how you prove this, but Rear of the Year and a perfect ass? Science says she wins.
I understand what we're talking about here. This is some sort of scientific breakdown. But what the fuck are we doing here? Is this thing biased or what? These are good asses, great even. But uh, Jennifer Lopez? SHAKIRA?!? A bunch of Instagram models? Sofia Vergara? I need to speak up for the male delegation and let it be known that this is not a “perfect ass. Tossing around words like “best” and “perfect” and “flawless” is ridiculous. We don't need science to tell us this. It's about optics. More importantly it's about confidence. If you have a good ass, you have a good ass. We don't need science for this.
I'd make a case that this is the most famous, arguably best ass.
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Jessica Biel is so sexy! I would love to meet her.
Brianna Frost shoulda been on here.
i disagree with the order but still nice
i'd choose keyra over these any day
you forgot Keyra Augustina. Five stars, anyway.
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Home » Horror News » HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Asses
The main question with a list like this is simple yet surprisingly complex – what makes a great ass? Curve, amplitude, where the cleft lies are all important considerations. But there’s also how a woman works it to keep in mind. Plus the indefinable qualities that take some subpar booty’s and lift them above the fray.
You may have figured by this point that I’m a big fan of the back cleavage. Which means I know there’s to be no agreement on a list like this. So have fun with it, spit bullets on the butts you think I must be blind to have left off, and don’t forget if you’re checking this out at work to CYA!!
Damn you Devon Sawa, and getting to grab onto probably the most delectable piece of backside real estate this side of Vida Guerra. I watch this scene and my reaction is something along the lines of “Gah, gah, gah, blippidy ya, ya, ahhhhhh.” I mean the girl’s rocking a perfect hypnotic instrument right at the base of her spine. I can’t take my eyes away. Gimme more! I guess while I’m at it I should also say damn you to James Cameron for giving her enough heat through DARK ANGEL that she’s never had to give into the pressure to get naked. What an evil man.
Lopez, Lopez, Lopez. Oh how your bountiful backside has haunted my dreams. It’s just acres of smooth, hot deliciousness. And what I dig about her butt in this flick is that even though we’re going for a more serious approach to horror, they still throw us a bone by having her do work in high cut panties and a nice tight shirt. I’m not saying that most professionals aren’t doing their casework like that. I’m just saying thank you to the filmmakers for capturing that moment of realism for us.
I share StepPapa JoBlo’s obsession with this Latino goddess. And if you want the best example of why that is then watch DESPERADO. But in terms of horror, not much can beat the heat of Salma as a vampire queen doing her pre-mass feeding striptease. It’s like somebody packed a keg of dynamite and Jagermeister into a little 5’2″ package.
Our dear Ms. Shepis has been more than kind in showing us her particularly fine backside over the years. Picking out just one example is like trying to pick out the best Lindt Truffle. Ultimately they’re all great. What I like about ETD 3 though, is that Tiffany (billed as Vanessa Lynch) really gets to let her ample sensuality play because the film is more about sex than it is about horror. And her sexy is a powerhouse. Nowhere is that more evident than in this flick
CUTTING CLASS, featuring an as yet unknown Brad Pitt, was a great movie for checking out Jill Schoelen’s bum in a variety of amusingly exploitive ways. That said, it’s hard to top THE STEPFATHER in terms of sheer naked awesomeness for her. Both the situation and the context is choice for us voyeur types. Not one of the better known scream queens overall, but certainly a significant player in any best body collection.
For reasons that should be obvious from the opening pic, I love Crystal Lowe’s assets. But even more, I love this look from WT2. I mean what more perfect horror scenario than a hot chick on the beach while an inbred hillbilly comes flying out to get’er? On top of that, the woman in question is a nice genetic mix of Asian and Caucasian leading to clean angular beauty and a significant booty.
I may not understand her choice in men, but it’s easy to see what draws dudes to Hudson. It’s tough to be as thin as she is and have anything going on ’round back. Often times the skinny chicks have pretty droopy butts because you need muscle and fat to make that area sing. Certainly not Sir-Mix-Alot territory here, but any ass man worth his badge is gonna be psyched to get his hands on this specimen.
Even though I liked the TCM remake, I wasn’t at all excited to go back for this prequel. Until they dropped this pic of Jordana Brewster on us. Tight jeans? Check. Imminent jeopardy? Check. High likelihood of crack escapage? Check. Round, lovely and crawling for your life is a perfectly acceptable way for a lass to go in horror land.
I’m not a huge fan of lithely put together babes, but Maggie Grace gets a lot of credit for making even one scene from THE FOG remake worth watching. Something about watching a lady in underwear with a smallish shirt on hits an archetypal need, even when the butt isn’t top shelf. Fortunately in this case, it is.
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Published: 12:19 BST, 5 July 2017 | Updated: 13:07 BST, 5 July 2017
Life is not always easy for a woman with a curvy body, according to the champion of the 'most beautiful buttocks' contest in China .
Gao Qian, 19, who stunned the judges with her shapely rear, confessed that she couldn't wear tights on the street because 'people would surround me and point at my backside'.
The young woman, who now only wears baggy clothing in public, told MailOnline that she was particularly embarrassed once when a couple argued in front of her after the man praised her bottom to his girlfriend.
Gao Qian (pictured), 19, is the winner of the 'most beautiful buttocks' contest in China and a popular live-streaming host
The woman (number 302 in the picture) competes at the competition, which is China's answer to Brazil's 'Miss BumBum'
Ms Gao showcases her curvy body during the beauty contest held in a shopping mall in Shenyang, China, on June 24
Hailing from Shenyang, the provincial capital of Liaoning Province in north-east China, Ms Gao is the winner of the 'most beautiful buttocks' contest on June 24.
The sought-after contest, held in a shopping mall in Shenyang, was China's answer to the hugely popular Miss BumBum competition in Brazil.
During the event, some 50 women proudly writhed, wiggled and shook their curvy bottoms to get the attention of seven judges.
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The woman is a part-time personal trainer and a popular vlogger who makes a living by broadcasting her daily activities
The 19-year-old said she was very pleased with her performance and would carry on training no matter how hard it might get
Ms Gao is pictured with the first and second runners-up during the popular competition which drew many onlookers
In daily life, Ms Gao is a part-time personal trainer and a popular vlogger who makes a living by broadcasting her daily activities online.
The timid woman, who is 5ft 7in and weighs 60kg (132lbs), recently realised that she 'has the kind of body for the competition' after her friends pointed it out to her.
She then put herself under gruelling training to prepare for the contest.
A fitness fanatic herself, Ms Gao spent averagely six hours a day doing thousands of squats and lunges to keep her body in shape.
'I'm very pleased with the results,' Mr Gao told MailOnline. 'I will carry on training no matter how hard it might get.'
'This is the career I love,' she added.
Mr Gao said her buttocks are natural and she has never had implants. To her, a beautiful rear means it's 'curvy' and 'plump'.
The newly crowned beauty queen said that Kim Kardashian has the perfect proportion because 'her buttocks are curvy and her waist is tiny'.
Ms Gao, from Shenyang, is a fitness fanatic herself and spends many hours in the gym every week in order to keep her body fit
As the winner of the 'most beautiful buttocks' contest in China, Ms Gao (pictured, left and right) said she would love to attend Miss BumBum one day. She said her family support what she does, and she feels lucky about it
Gao Qian said Kim Kardashian has the perfect behind because 'her buttocks are curvy and her waist is tiny'. Pictured, Ms Kardashian attends the Costume Institute Benefit in New York on May 1, 2017
However, she also feels that Asian women have a disadvantage compared to Caucasian or Latino women when it comes to their curves.
'It might be a genetic thing or the bone structure,' she said. 'In addition, they have more systematic training.'
'I follow Brazilian media and read about the Miss BumBum. It's be my dream to attend the competition one day.'
In a country whose culture is still relatively conservative, Mr Gao said her family support what she does, and she feels lucky about it.
'My father gave me much encouragement after I signed up for the competition. My family also think it's a very positive thing to do.'
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About 50 contestants flaunted their shapely backsides at the Yulong Shopping Centre in Shenyang, China, on June 24
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