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Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
But one plucky Fraulein from the quiet Berlin suburb of Fadgedorf is fast becoming known the world over for her staggeringly hirsute pussy. Fraulein Mingestein,26, is the world's premier breeder of Schatcatz a new breed of super hairy feline taking Germany and the world by storm.
The new super cat is over twice the size of an ordinary house cat and is covered in a thick coat of long wiry black fur. (similar in appearance to the clumps of hair you sometimes have to remove from plug holes)
Fraulein Mingestein speaking to me from her home in Fadgesdorf told me about her lifelong quest to develop the hairiest pussy known to man "I have had all types of pussy throughout my life but I always dreamed of having the hairiest pussy in the world; so I made it my life long goal to develop a pussy so hairy that anyone who glimpsed it would be shocked at luxuriant depravity of its long flowing locks."
Ten hard years of trial and error eventually led Fraulein Mingestein to develop the new Schatcatz breed; which many experts in the pussy world are now calling the ultimate in hirsute cat technology.
Demand for the new super cat is so great that connoisseurs of pussy flesh are known to be paying up to two thousand Dollars just to run their fingers over Fraulein Mingestein's hairy pussy.
Advance orders of the new super cat are so great that many hairy pussy lovers are bound to be disappointed and will instead have to make do with drooling over photos of Fraulein Mingesteins hairy pussy at her new site- Hairygermanpussy.com
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