Morning Meeting Ban Triggers Global Trend of �Sacred Sleep-Ins�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Morning-Meetings-05-08*The Pope�s decree inspired churches from Rio to Rome to delay services until �the Lord has fully brewed.� A new Vatican map color-codes parish start times by holiness-to-snooze ratio. Pew cushions thickened globally. The Pope tweeted: �Jesus rose early ONCE.� The Spirit now arrives fashionably late.