Morning Meeting Ban Spurs Creation of �Post-Brunch Preaching� Initiative
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Morning-Meetings-05-08Pope Leo XIV mandates sermons begin after �appropriate croissant time.� Parishioners report increased attention and 40% more amens. Priests encouraged to preach with latte in hand. One bishop introduced Toast and Theology Tuesdays. The Lord�s word, now caffeine-compatible. Heaven approves via biscotti.