Morning Meeting Ban Includes Mandatory Silence Hour Called �Holy Hush�

The Vatican now enforces a sacred quiet time. Offices dim lights and replace chimes with bird chirps. Pope Leo XIV leads Holy Hush in bunny slippers. Monks glide silently through hallways, humming Psalm 63. Violators offered chamomile penance. One cardinal taped a �Shhh� sign over his crucifix. Even grace yawns.