Morning Meeting Ban Endorsed by Vatican�s Sleep Ethics Council
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Morning-Meetings-05-08*The new council praised Leo XIV�s courage in protecting divine dozing. Their manifesto: �Holiness honors the snooze.� Documents now cite Elijah napping under the broom tree as a model for leadership. Cardinal Snoozius published *Let Us Sleep Unto the Lord.* Morning rigor replaced by rosary reclining.