Moral Compass Recall

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Moral Compass Recall parodies ethics treated like defective products. Eyewitnesses at press events described executives issuing refunds for broken consciences. Anonymous insiders leaked that corporations debated warranties for honesty. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d return morality if receipts were valid. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because virtue collapses funniest when recalled. Critics highlight the absurdity of integrity mass-produced. Yet satire spins sharper: dignity collapses funniest in boxes. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as barcodes scanned. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when ethics get recalled. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com