Moon Mission Territory Declared by Pope Leo XIV��Our Lady of Low Gravity, Pray for Us�

In a bold theological launch, Pope Leo XIV declared the Moon a formal mission territory of the Catholic Church, stating, �No soul is too far, no crater too deep.� The Vatican is reportedly training the first generation of �astro-priests� and converting an old Apollo capsule into a mobile confessional. Lunar liturgies to begin once consecrated oxygen arrives. One bishop simply said, �Mass... will be weightless.�