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Star Wars’ Mark Hamill mocks Ben Shapiro’s ridiculous ‘lesbians on the moon’ rant
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Star Wars legend Mark Hamill ridiculed Ben Shapiro for bizarrely commenting about how "lesbians on the moon" was "bad pornography". (Getty/Daily Wire)
Star Wars icon Mark Hamill roundly mocked ring-wing pundit Ben Shapiro after he claimed “lesbians on the moon” sounded like “bad pornography”.
Shapiro discussed NASA’s upcoming Artemis I mission to the moon in the latest episode of his podcast, The Ben Shapiro Show . The space agency will make a second attempt at launching its moon rocket on Saturday (3 September) after technical issues foiled an initial attempt.
Shapiro bizarrely equated the cancellation of Artemis I’s initial launch to what he described as president Joe Biden’s “equity agenda”, which would “infuse every area of his administration” including NASA.
He blamed hypothetical Biden-appointed lesbians working for the government space agency for the rocket’s failed first attempt to launch.
This was entirely incorrect, and NASA had already stated the problem was with one of the rocket’s four engines. Shapiro also missed the memo that Artemis I is an uncrewed mission.
“The really important thing is that, when we do go to the moon, we have to have a lesbian on the moon,” Shapiro said before reiterating in a sing-song voice.
“Lesbians on the moon! This is what we need. It sounds like a bad pornography.”
Hamill, who played legendary Jedi Master Luke Skywalker in the Star Wars franchise, mocked the right-winger on Twitter for complaining that so-called “lesbians on the moon” was Ben Shapiro’s definition of bad porn.
“To be perfectly clear, please define what sounds like good pornography to you,” Hamill wrote.
To be perfectly clear, please define what sounds like good pornography to you. https://t.co/wmAPg8aA3u
— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) August 30, 2022
Many people on social media pointed out how Ben Shapiro’s comments completely ignored the reality that queer people have long been a part of space exploration – many naming Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, who also happened to be a lesbian.
TFW you don’t know the first American woman in space was a lesbian. Sally Ride.
It’s like… learn a thing. ANY thing. https://t.co/LWuhEyynUH
— Imani Two-Kitchens Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) August 31, 2022
Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, was a lesbian. https://t.co/gN0eD8wtvW
— Kevin Daly (@kevinddaly) August 30, 2022
The late Sally Ride would like a word.
(Actually, as a woman of character and dignity, she wouldn't stoop to engage with Shapiro.) https://t.co/s5YkmxH2h5
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) August 30, 2022
Does Ben know that lesbians exist in the real world and not just on PornHub? https://t.co/H3pzzfvsId
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) August 30, 2022
If it means getting as far away as possible from Ben Shapiro, I will volunteer for the next lunar mission. https://t.co/01uMLtBYkc
— Charlotte Clymer (@cmclymer) August 30, 2022
A lesbian physicist earned the presidential medal of freedom, a NASA space flight medal, the von Braun award, the Lindbergh Eagle and the Theodore Roosevelt award.
Dr. Sally Ride spent over 340 hours in space.
Ben Shapiro is a fucking clown. https://t.co/DScP8JjuZk
— Emmett Initiative (@Emm_Initiative) August 31, 2022
I'm tired of men who when they hear the word "lesbian" answer with "PORNOOO". https://t.co/ZtcGLIdcOD
— 야라 아멘디아레즈 (@foushi19) September 1, 2022
Sally Ride was the first American woman in space and also likely the first LGBTQ+ person in space. Although it wasn’t revealed until after her death , Ride was in a 27-year long relationship with science writer and professor emerita of school psychology at San Diego State University, Tam O’Shaughnessy.
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What's the difference between and
Noun
( en noun )
The largest satellite of Earth.
Any natural satellite of a planet.
(literary) A month, particularly a lunar month.
* {{quote-book
, year=1737
, author=John Brickell
, title=The natural history of North-Carolina
, page=308-309
, passage=The number their age by Moons ' or Winters, and say a Woman or a Man is so many '''Moons''' old, and so they do with all memorable Actions in life, accounting it to be so many '''Moons or Winters since such or such a thing happened. ''Note: in earlier modern English, many nouns were capitalized, similar to present day German. }}
* {{quote-book
, year=1822
, author=Thomas Love Peacock
, title=Maid Marian
, page=238
, passage=Many moons had waxed and waned when on the afternoon of a lovely summer day a lusty broad-boned knight was riding through the forest of Sherwood.}}
( Shakespeare )
A crescent-like outwork in a fortification.
Synonyms
* ( sense , Earth's largest natural satellite ) Moon
* ( natural satellite of a planet ) satellite, natural satellite
* ( month ) calendar month, lunar month, month
* See also
Derived terms
* blood moon
* blue moon
* crescent moon
* full moon
* half-moon, half moon
* harvest moon
* howl at the moon
* hung the moon
* hunter's moon
* man in the moon
* moon bear
* moon-blind
* moon cake
* mooncalf
* moon-face
* moonfish
* moonflower
* moon guitar
* mooning
* moonish
* moonlight
* moonlit
* moonly
* moon pool
* moonraker
* moonsail
* moonwalk
* moonwort
* moon zither
* new moon
* old moon
* once in a blue moon
* over the moon
* phase of the moon
* smuggler's moon
* thumbnail moon
* waning moon
* waxing moon
Verb
( en verb )
(colloquial) To display one's buttocks to, typically as a jest, insult, or protest
(colloquial) ( usually followed by'' over''' ''or'' ' after ) To fuss over something adoringly; to be infatuated with someone.
Sarah mooned over Sam's photograph for months.
You've been mooning after her forever, why not just ask her out?
To spend time idly, absent-mindedly.
* 1898 , Joseph Conrad,
We were only three on board. The poor old skipper mooned in the cabin.
To expose to the rays of the Moon.
* Holland
If they have it to be exceeding white indeed, they seethe it yet once more, after it hath been thus sunned and mooned .
External links
( disambig )
* ( projectlink )
* ( projectlink )
Anagrams
* {l, en, mono}}
1000 English basic words
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Adjective
( en adjective )
(of a woman) Homosexual; preferring female romantic or sexual partners.
She is lesbian .
(of a romantic or sexual act or relationship) Between two women; homosexual.
She's involved in a lesbian relationship.
Lesbian marriage is still illegal in some nations.
* 2011 , Michael Bruce, ?Robert M. Stewart, College Sex - Philosophy for Everyone (ISBN 1444341448), page 32:
(especially of an institution or group) Intended for lesbians.
We're going to a lesbian bar tonight.
* 2000 , Bonnie Zimmerman, Encyclopedia of lesbian and gay histories and cultures , volume 1, page 135:
Some lesbians also felt comfortable in the entertainment clubs in the black section of the city; these clubs were not lesbian but were lesbian friendly.
* 2008 , Carl Abbott, How cities won the West: four centuries of urban change , page 283:
Openly gay poets such as Allen Ginsberg were prominent among the beats, and many North Beach bars were gay and lesbian as well as bohemian.
Synonyms
* , gay ( preferred by some lesbians ), homosexual ( not specific to female homosexuality )
* , gay ( preferred by some lesbians ), homosexual ( not specific to female homosexuality )
Noun
( en noun )
A homosexual female, a woman who is sexually or romantically attracted to other women.
Synonyms
* sapphist
* ( offensive ) Amy-John, beaver eater, beanflicker, boondagger, bulldiker, bulldyker, carpet muncher, clam smacker, crack snacker, cunt-lapper, donut bumper, dyke, lesbianist, lezzer, lezzie, lezzo, rug muncher, scissor sister, todger dodger, vagitarian, clitorist
* See also
Hypernyms
* LGBT
* gay
* homosexual
* queer
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the moon is a lesbian, which i know because she has kissed every inch of my body more often than any lover i've ever known. i have watched the way she kisses the ocean and guides her gently home, have seen her face reflected with love in the ever-changing sparkling surface of the sea, and i don't know any other word to describe a love like that. the day we smoked a joint in the woods and then walked eight miles in the rain to gas station coffee, we passed two other gas stations on the way, but you were holding my hand and i didn't want it to stop. you said "you're beautiful" and i said ~~~~ because you were the most remarkable person i had ever seen, leaned up against the hood of a stranger's car, smoking a cigarette like a lesbian james dean. you'd call yourself "lesbian" sixteen times before breakfast until it stopped sounding like venom and started to sound like a prayer, because how could i ever look at love like this and feel anything but holy? my new church was the woods by the river, and i learned to worship at the altar of your body. you took me in your arms and you said, "baby, you're beautiful," and i told you i loved you because beautiful had never meant anything to me except that i had something people could take. i heard "beautiful" from your lips and it sounded like a blessing. the moon is a lesbian because she knows how to love without taking, i have scarcely loved a man who has learned how to love without taking, that is not to say that no man can love without taking, but it is a skill that is learned through a grief that i have shared with every queer woman i have ever met. when you kissed me in the attic, it was not the first time i had been kissed, but it was the first time that a touch felt like a gift and not a punishment, and it was the first time i understood why people write love songs. i wanted to write you a love song, but after a lifetime afraid of my own voice, all i could sing you were hymns. not because i had made you an idol, but because your hands on my body made me feel clean for the first time. the moon is a lesbian because the night i stumbled out of the apartment of the man who only loved me when he thought he could keep me, blood on my lips and nowhere to go, the moon kissed my fingertips and she said, "baby, what took you so long? welcome home."
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