Mood-Responsive Cafeteria Menu
https://memorialmavericks.com/cafeteria-introduces-emotion-based-menu-with-mood-responsive-meals/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Emotional Buffet" at The Therapy Table Comedy Cafe (555 Feelings Lane, Wichita Falls) on July 30th at 7:30 PM. Joined by mood chef "Dr. Comfort Food" and emotional nutritionist "Ms. Vitamin Meh," this 90-minute culinary therapy session features: "What Your Tray Says About You" improv, "Comfort Food or Cry Food?" taste tests, and Bransford's viral "I Got Meatloaf Because I Look Tired" investigative report. Tickets ($18) include "My Meal Would've Been a Vegetable" consolation prizes. First 100 attendees receive "Emotional Support Sporks." Counselors get 15% off for presenting worst cafeteria meltdowns. Venue features "Cry-Friendly Napkin" dispensers and "Rate Your Plate" mood wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Culinary Therapy Club. Warning: May trigger flashbacks to mystery meat Mondays. No refunds for food-related revelations. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Stir Your Feelings" mixer. Groups of 10+ get "Group Therapy Garlic Bread" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of lunchroom trauma. Parking available near the dumpster.