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(Editor's note: Links in this story that are not safe for work are marked NSFW.) UNIVERSAL CITY, California — It's the ultimate revenge of the nerds as product developers use their big brains to create sex machines that kick pleasure into overdrive. In fact, the very nature of the sex "toy" is changing as a […]
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UNIVERSAL CITY, California -- It's the ultimate revenge of the nerds as product developers use their big brains to create sex machines that kick pleasure into overdrive. In fact, the very nature of the sex "toy" is changing as a new generation of sex-positive engineers infiltrates the industry.
From the smooth, silent glide of the Monkey Rocker Tango to Le Chair's ability to put two people into a dozen compromising positions, the new products and prototypes unveiled at this week's Adult Novelty Expo straddle the line between toy (a passive, frivolous object) and machine (a substantial apparatus that inspires commitment and even emotional attachment).
Here are some of the most interesting.
The gigantic Power Bullet gives you the stealth option, because it doubles as a muscle massager and hides its complex machinery inside a velvety, matte-black cylinder. It wouldn't be out of place in a Pilates studio or a physical therapist's office for people to roll up and down their quadriceps, but straddling it on a pillow is going to be a lot more effective at relaxing muscles and relieving stress. Its motors provide a deep throbbing touch and its single button offers a simplicity much appreciated by tired tech workers with wrist pain. I'm just sayin'.
As you can see in this photo, Imatah spokesmodel Danka takes the machine's debut very seriously. That's a custom-made dildo mounted on a plate connected to a mechanism that can pump straight in and out or move in an oval pattern. The Imatah weighs about 5 pounds and comes with a fabric sleeve that hides its legs and prevents the machine from falling off the bed when you use it.
"The machine becomes part of you!" gushes inventor James Hatami, who is working with Fleshlight (NSFW) to add functionality for male users. The Imatah requires only a 12-volt power supply "so you don't electrocute yourself," Hatami says.
The original Monkey Rocker (NSFW) is an amazing cybersex accessory, a silent machine that responds to your body motions without any complicated control panels or need for batteries. It's handmade from powder-coated, 100 percent recovered and recycled wood fiber -- PermaCore MDF, if you want to get technical -- and supports up to 400 pounds.
The new Monkey Rocker Tango brings the cybersex experience offline -- when you meet your online lover in person, you can both ride it at the same time (as long as your combined weight is less than 450 pounds). The Tango also works for folks who skip the whole cybersex thing and just have a regular ol' fashioned, in-person relationship. (Weird!)
In a surprise departure from its inexpensive signature collections from porn stars and sex therapists, an upcoming robotic sex chair from California Exotic Novelties (NSFW) is based on love furniture already available in Japan.
This prototype, called Le Chair, comes with motors in the seat and back supports that can pound, vibrate or stroke. One seat adjusts up and down to place lovers in optimal positions for various intimate activities, and both sides provide arm and leg support as well. A representative confided that the company plans to work with programs to help get Le Chairs to war veterans wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan at low or no cost.
At right, we have Le Chair with people in it, to give you an idea of its scale. For this picture, we have raised one seat and reclined its back support. If the woman were to lie back, her pelvis would be positioned conveniently for her partner's mouth. The target audience for Le Chair is "adventurous people" and "people with physical limitations," says California Exotic Novelties, although of course it's fun for everyone.
I'm convinced that the man who goes by "Preston Penobscott" developed the Menage-A-Tool (NSFW) simply as an excuse to spend more time in his machine shop, machining things. The tool is an adjustable, lightweight rod with two attachments for various dildos, so you can penetrate two people at a time and still have one hand free for someone else.
"The next one's gonna be hydraulic," he enthuses, already sketching out how he wants to make the new version even more adjustable so the dildos can go closer together for double penetration or further apart if whatever you're doing requires more space between your partners.
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If you’ve had sex , you’ve probably done it in a bed. Maybe you’re adventurous, and you’ve screwed in a car , outside , or at a sex party , but still, most of the time, folks are doin' it in the boudoir. While having sex in the bedroom is great, it can get a little, um , boring to do it in the same room on the same bed every time. Enter sex furniture.
There are hundreds of various chairs, balls, hammocks, swings , wedges, and sex toys that'll take your sexual experience to a whole new level. Sex furniture doesn’t just change the sexual experience by doing it in a new location; you can also explore new positions and hit different angles with sex furniture.
“Furniture designed for sex and intimacy can help achieve fantasy positions without the discomfort to joints and limbs or the pressure of holding each other up,” says Kenneth Play , international sex educator and sex hacker. Not to mention that some sex furniture, like sex swings and bed restraints, allow you to dabble in BDSM , in case you want to get your kink on.
Before getting to recommendations, a few things to ask yourself. How big do you want it to be? Is it something you can break down and store? Does it need to be light to travel with it? Use these questions to help guide you when making a decision on purchasing a piece of sex furniture.
Alright! To get the best recommendations for sex furniture spoke to Play, as well as Kate Balestrieri , Psy.D., founder of Modern Intimacy . These are their favorite pieces of sex furniture on the market.
The liberator sex wedge is great for positioning the receptive partner in different poses. "When it comes to penetrative sex, the angle is everything! This allows you to adjust hips to provide g-spot and cervical stimulation just the way your partner likes it," Play says. "I especially like this for missionary positions , where you can use it to prop your partner's behind up in the air or give the receptive partner something to lie against to bring their head closer to yours."
Sex swings sometimes require a huge room, sturdy beams, or a hope and a prayer after being fastened to the ceiling, but not this one.
"The easy-to-use over-the-door style swing makes elevated sex more accessible without requiring a special playroom, or awkward conversations about the unique living room furniture in your living space," Balestrieri says. "Designed for partners, this over-the-door swing can help couples master new angles of pleasure, deeper penetration, and the possibilities of vertical intimacy."
"Yoga hammocks actually make the best sex swing!" Play says. "I always love buying things in fun colors, and you can find these in all sorts of colors of the rainbow. Not all things sex-related have to be black and red."
The yoga hammock is a really easy suspension hack. "You can tie someone up in it pretty easily by tying someone’s wrists and feet to the sides of the swing!"
“Looking for something a little more discreet? The Dame Pillo is a must for any couple," Balestrieri says. "It blends in well with everyday décor, and to the unknowing eye, it is just another pillow for reading, relaxing, and binging your favorite show. Turn the lights out (or keep them on) and it becomes a subtle gem to help you elevate and arc in all the right places. Its smaller profile and slight wedge give couples a way to give old positions a new boost.”
"When it comes to rideable vibrators, the cowgirl sex machine is one of the most luxurious," Play says. "It’s great for erotic social events too because you don’t have to take off your pants to enjoy the ride."
The cowgirl sex machine is extremely powerful and you can control the intensity of the vibrations along with the swivel patterns using their corded remote or through their app.
This BDSM serving tray would be great for a party! "If you know someone who loves being objectified, you can transform them into an actual object, using them to carry drinks, snacks, or sex supplies around your party," Play says. "Their boobs or chest become part of the offering as they sit on the tray alongside other objects."
This sex chair has a curve that allows for deeper penetration while having sex. It also has an opening at the bottom, so you can finger your partner's vulva or anus while they're sitting down. Another perk is that this chair puts you or your partner at perfect blowjob level without having to get on your knees.
"A 2019 Xbiz Award Nominee, the Sybian is a guaranteed treat for any single or partnered person looking to expand their knowledge of their body’s sexual response and orgasmic potential," Balestrieri says.
The classic package comes with a stool for mounting, motorized attachments that offer a robust set of options for vaginal, clitoral, prostate, and anal stimulation.
If you want an extremely classy piece of furniture that no guest could detect was meant for sex, check out this gorgeous sex sofa.
"The design is extremely elegant in addition to being versatile, with lots of angles to maneuver around for creative sex positioning," Play says. "It will also fit in with most modern decor."
This basket swing chair is another creative and interesting take on a sex swing. "It’s surprisingly effective and doubles as regular furniture," Play says. "If you just add some velcro strap restraints to various spots, it becomes another easy bondage hack. It’s classy and sexy."
"This inflatable play sheet is great for squirters or anyone who likes to have carefree messy sex without worrying about the cleanup," Play says. "It also works well for Nuru massages (which is slippery Japanese erotic massage) or any type of wet and messy play . Plus, it stores away super easily. You could think of it as an adult Slip 'N Slide."
“Designed for optimal relaxation, this chaise is a unique crossover between everyday comfort and sexual haven,” Balestrieri says. “It can be used for solo play, or partnered play and provides support for many positions to help partners relax and focus on pleasure, not over-exertion." Its faux leather surface is easy to clean, making lube cleanup a lot simpler!
"A must for any kinky couple looking to take BDSM to the next level, the SM Torture Chair is a gender-neutral, sturdy augment to help you tease, torture, and playfully push the limits with each other for hours," Balestrieri says. "With many configurations for restraints and seated positions, this device is amazing for bondage play, edging , pain exchange, and submission."
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