Monkey Rocker

Monkey Rocker
First of all let me congratulate you for your phenomenal device. You have managed to put together a system that is really unique perhaps because of its simplicity. It has helped me in many unexpected ways. First, though I am a man, and not gay, I always wanted to be fondled on the back door and had difficulty finding a partner willing/or able to do such job at the moment I needed it. I found I was more stable, more balanced, less frustrated and really more happy with my life when I could have an internal massage. Now I can satisfy that hunger I had for many years and feel I am a new man.
For me, it does the trick. It is the most important device I have purchased for sexual stimulation. Your device is so smart; It allows me to adjust the stroke, the strength as well as the penetration and speed effortlessly by simply swinging back and forth. What could be simpler or easier! One important factor is that it does not have a motor or engine I would be at the mercy of. And of course the most important feature is that it is totally silent. What a joy to be able to use it at any time, knowing that no one is alerted to the fact.
-DS
I am a board-certified Gynecologist. I have used and evaluated the Monkey Rocker. I am quite impressed with both the function and construction quality of the machine. Both the ergonomics and the geometry of motion seem to be nearly perfect. This is quite a feat to get it so right. In fact, it is the best of such machines that I have ever evaluated. In my opinion, this machine would be of benefit and enjoyment to anyone wishing to explore what this device can offer. Because it is so very good, I also believe it represents a bargain.
-Dr. L
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My wife tried an imitation product at a bachelorette party. The product was unstable and cumbersome to use. We bought the "original" Monkey Rocker and she LOVES IT. It is truly worth every penny in craftmanshiip and durability.
-LS
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I picked up the Monkey Rocker today. Even though the top of the box was ripped, it arrived in perfect condition because you did a great job packaging it for transport. The product is as advertised. I truly believe this is a quality product, well built with quality components. Well done. It is amazing what one can find on the internet these days. I was a little concerned about spending that kind of money on a product unseen, but you have delivered. Thank you.
-JM
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My Monkey Rocker arrived on Friday according to plan and in perfect shape. I can now understand why you are proud of your invention: It is amazing! I hope I can get to a point where I can stay away from it for more than a few hours, it's so addictive. One of the neat things is that I have not had so much freedom to explore that sort of stimulation before. The fact that the Monkey Rocker leaves my hands free for other things is just great. I also got the bright idea to use my Venus 2000 at the same time as the Monkey Rocker for a total 'hands-free' experience. Ironically, it turns out that was too much stimulation- I could do one or the other, not both. But I am looking forward to further exploration of that boundary, as well. Next on the horizon is e-stim in combination... I can only imagine that you are swamped with Christmas orders! Good luck keeping up.
-SD

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UNIVERSAL CITY, California -- It's the ultimate revenge of the nerds as product developers use their big brains to create sex machines that kick pleasure into overdrive. In fact, the very nature of the sex "toy" is changing as a new generation of sex-positive engineers infiltrates the industry.
From the smooth, silent glide of the Monkey Rocker Tango to Le Chair's ability to put two people into a dozen compromising positions, the new products and prototypes unveiled at this week's Adult Novelty Expo straddle the line between toy (a passive, frivolous object) and machine (a substantial apparatus that inspires commitment and even emotional attachment).
Here are some of the most interesting.
The gigantic Power Bullet gives you the stealth option, because it doubles as a muscle massager and hides its complex machinery inside a velvety, matte-black cylinder. It wouldn't be out of place in a Pilates studio or a physical therapist's office for people to roll up and down their quadriceps, but straddling it on a pillow is going to be a lot more effective at relaxing muscles and relieving stress. Its motors provide a deep throbbing touch and its single button offers a simplicity much appreciated by tired tech workers with wrist pain. I'm just sayin'.
As you can see in this photo, Imatah spokesmodel Danka takes the machine's debut very seriously. That's a custom-made dildo mounted on a plate connected to a mechanism that can pump straight in and out or move in an oval pattern. The Imatah weighs about 5 pounds and comes with a fabric sleeve that hides its legs and prevents the machine from falling off the bed when you use it.
"The machine becomes part of you!" gushes inventor James Hatami, who is working with Fleshlight (NSFW) to add functionality for male users. The Imatah requires only a 12-volt power supply "so you don't electrocute yourself," Hatami says.
The original Monkey Rocker (NSFW) is an amazing cybersex accessory, a silent machine that responds to your body motions without any complicated control panels or need for batteries. It's handmade from powder-coated, 100 percent recovered and recycled wood fiber -- PermaCore MDF, if you want to get technical -- and supports up to 400 pounds.
The new Monkey Rocker Tango brings the cybersex experience offline -- when you meet your online lover in person, you can both ride it at the same time (as long as your combined weight is less than 450 pounds). The Tango also works for folks who skip the whole cybersex thing and just have a regular ol' fashioned, in-person relationship. (Weird!)
In a surprise departure from its inexpensive signature collections from porn stars and sex therapists, an upcoming robotic sex chair from California Exotic Novelties (NSFW) is based on love furniture already available in Japan.
This prototype, called Le Chair, comes with motors in the seat and back supports that can pound, vibrate or stroke. One seat adjusts up and down to place lovers in optimal positions for various intimate activities, and both sides provide arm and leg support as well. A representative confided that the company plans to work with programs to help get Le Chairs to war veterans wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan at low or no cost.
At right, we have Le Chair with people in it, to give you an idea of its scale. For this picture, we have raised one seat and reclined its back support. If the woman were to lie back, her pelvis would be positioned conveniently for her partner's mouth. The target audience for Le Chair is "adventurous people" and "people with physical limitations," says California Exotic Novelties, although of course it's fun for everyone.
I'm convinced that the man who goes by "Preston Penobscott" developed the Menage-A-Tool (NSFW) simply as an excuse to spend more time in his machine shop, machining things. The tool is an adjustable, lightweight rod with two attachments for various dildos, so you can penetrate two people at a time and still have one hand free for someone else.
"The next one's gonna be hydraulic," he enthuses, already sketching out how he wants to make the new version even more adjustable so the dildos can go closer together for double penetration or further apart if whatever you're doing requires more space between your partners.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2017
My second one... lost my first in a divorce. Great item for every household.
2.0 out of 5 stars Cost vs. Quality
Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2019
High hopes but a letdown. It works just fine now, but it took far more work to get to an operational state then should for something with this high of a cost! Once unboxed I realized that there was a bolt, washers, and acorn nuts in the packaging. Upon further inspection only one of the bolts/acorn nuts was tightened. Every other bolt needed to be tightened and the one that had fallen out needed to be re-installed. The description also states Vac-u-lock compatibility but the installed holder is not a vac-u-lock holder, it might work but we haven’t tried a vac-u-lock toy to see if it will fit. Things work just fine now but for the cost of this I should not of had to do any of this work straight out of the box!
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High hopes but a letdown. It works just fine now, but it took far more work to get to an operational state then should for something with this high of a cost! Once unboxed I realized that there was a bolt, washers, and acorn nuts in the packaging. Upon further inspection only one of the bolts/acorn nuts was tightened. Every other bolt needed to be tightened and the one that had fallen out needed to be re-installed. The description also states Vac-u-lock compatibility but the installed holder is not a vac-u-lock holder, it might work but we haven’t tried a vac-u-lock toy to see if it will fit. Things work just fine now but for the cost of this I should not of had to do any of this work straight out of the box!

2.0 out of 5 stars

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By Timmy on October 12, 2019

My second one... lost my first in a divorce. Great item for every household.

Love that it came fully assembled, and it is a great toy! Very sturdy, although I did replace the dildo that came with it for a more realistic one, I have nothing but good things to say about this product!

The range of motion doesn’t allow you to use the last 3” of whatever toy you have attached to it. The little stock toy kept coming out and was only penetrating by about 2” because of this. The cheap ass wood split and broke at the hinge during the first use. Complete garbage. Total waste of money.

this machine was just what was required it met all my needs and i would happily recommend this item to any of my friends. Thank you for a great item

Was a bit nervous after reading a few reviews but I couldn't be happier with it. Works great and for the money (which is half the price on amazon as the name brand 'monkey rocker' as well as some of the other knock-offs Ive seen which can easily be 600-700). This is an GREAT product that I would HIGHLY recommend to anyone who is looking for something like this. Put a smile on my face - several times LOL!!!

Works great. Great way to spice things up.

The only toys that work are the toys that came with it. Just when you get into it—-it’s so short it slips out. You will need to modify this to work for you.

My girlfriend loves this product,spices up the sex life. Its very well made. also price is very reasonable. also gives your lady some play time when your not home.lol thanks harley

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