Mongo McMichael Saves the Golden Goose

Mongo McMichael and the Case of the Missing Golden Goose

Mongo McMichael wasn’t your average detective. Standing at 6'5' with a handlebar mustache that could double as a weapon, he solved crimes with a mix of brute strength, bizarre intuition, and a surprising love for herbal tea.

One foggy morning in the strange town of Grittsville, a frantic man burst into Mongo’s office.

'They took her, Mongo! They took Gertrude!' the man wheezed.

Mongo sipped his lavender-infused chamomile. 'Gertrude?'

'The Golden Goose! The pride of Grittsville! Without her, the town’s economy will collapse!'

Mongo set down his teacup with a delicate clink. 'I’ll find your goose.'

The Investigation Begins

Mongo’s first clue? A single golden feather stuck to a half-eaten corn dog outside the local carnival. His second clue? The strong scent of… bubblegum?

Following the trail, Mongo interrogated the town’s most suspicious characters:

Madame Zorina, the fortune teller who kept sneezing (allergic to feathers?).

'Slippery' Pete, the ex-circus clown with a suspiciously poultry-themed tattoo.

The Barlow Twins, notorious gadget inventors, last seen testing a 'Goose Net 3000.'

The Showdown

Mongo tracked the scent of bubblegum to an abandoned popcorn stand. Inside, Gertrude the Golden Goose sat in a makeshift nest, happily laying golden eggs… while a masked figure fed her gourmet birdseed.

'Freeze, feather thief!' Mongo boomed.

The culprit spun around—it was Mayor Higglebottom!

'I had to do it!' the mayor cried. 'The town needed more gold, and Gertrude was slowing down! I just… gave her a motivational kidnapping.'

Mongo sighed. 'Crime doesn’t egg-scuse desperation.'

With Gertrude safely returned (and the mayor doing community service as a crossing guard for ducks), Mongo celebrated with a fresh cup of tea.

Another case closed—with a little chaos, a lot of feathers, and zero apologies for the puns.

THE END. 🦢☕️

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