Mom Masturbating In Shower

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I mean, it’s already hot and steamy in there…
You shower every single day—why not take advantage of all that naked alone time with a little shower masturbation? Yep, you heard me: shower masturbation .
But much like regular ol’ shower sex , shower masturbation could feel a little awkward at first: You’ve gotta learn your angles, find your fave toys, and so on. Don’t worry, it’s worth making the effort. Shower masturbation is the best way to guarantee uninterrupted solo time, and it's legit impossible to make a mess!
To get you started, here are some super sexy ideas to help you steam things up in the shower.
Ever heard of temperature play? Try it in the shower. “Run a warm shower, and press your frontside against the cold wall while touching yourself,” says Astroglide resident sexologist Jessica O'Reilly, PhD, author of Hot Sex Tips, Tricks and Licks . “Let your clitoris respond to the sensations of the cool wall and the hot water in succession.”
“Sit back against the side of the tub, and slather your hand in a silicone lube like Astroglide X Silicone Liquid ,” suggests O'Reilly. “Use a little more than you normally would, as you don't have to worry about the mess. Press all five fingers along the length of your lips, and pull up an inch or two before sliding back down. Press against your hand with your hips, allowing your fingers to increase the speed of grinding as your arousal heightens.”
This is a shower toy that has a suction cup on the back of it that you can attach to the wall or the surface of the tub. “You can adjust the angle, height, and, of course, the rhythm and depth to suit your needs,” says O'Reilly.
Try the Vibrating Slim Jelly Dong with Suction Cup ($18, amazon.com ) for added electronic fun or the Avant Hot 'n' Cool Dildo ($62, organicloven.com ). "This fun dildo has a very strong suction cup that will still to the bottom of the tub or shower," says Taylor Sparks, sex expert and founder of Organic Loven.
Speaking of toys you can take in the shower, O'Reilly recommends the We-Vibe Touch ($99, we-vibe.com ), which has a wide, flat surface that’s great for getting you all hot and bothered. Meanwhile, Sparks loves the Le Wand Chrome Grand Bullet ($100, organicloven.com ). "This amazing, gorgeous waterproof vibe has 11 vibration modes and 4 intensity levels, plus it's whisper quiet."
“Slather your thumb in silicone lube, and twirl it inside of you as the water streams down over your nipples and clitoris,” says O'Reilly. “The shallow penetration may be exactly what your body needs to take it over the top.”
No, you can’t take your laptop in the shower with you, but you can go old school with your erotica. “Print out a sexy story, or grab a hot book before you hop into the shower,” says O'Reilly (you can hold it just outside the shower).
“When the mood strikes you, you can drop the book and get yourself off using your fingers and fantasy alone.”
O'Reilly says some women find that simply contracting their pelvic floor muscles for a minute or two gets them all riled up on account of the increased circulation to your lady parts. “If you find your body getting turned on by this sexercise routine, let your mind follow suit as it wanders into an escapist fantasy,” she says.
Just like during sex, it helps to change positions. While some women find that standing is a fun way to mix it up, you may have more luck orgasming from a more relaxed, seated position. Try sitting on the base of the bath or on the side of the tub. Hey, there’s no wrong way to masturbate!
It helps to ~set the mood~ whether you’re having traditional sex or masturbating, and the same is true for shower masturbation. If your bathroom has those not-so-sexy overhead lights, try lighting a few candles or only turning on one light for a little more romance. You deserve it.
The only thing hotter than shower masturbation? Bath masturbation. If you’re the type who reallyyyyy needs to relax in order to get in the mood, a bath might be just what you need to take your O to the next level. Just lock the door.

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One of the most overlooked and underrated of private times just might be shower time.
Mothers have virtually no privacy, especially in the first few years when the youngest hasn’t been ushered off to school just yet. Little snippets of alone time are therefore precious and must be spent wisely: Baby’s nap time which can also double as mom’s nap time. Those precious days when hubby offers to look after the kids, or when they can manage to find a good babysitter. Weekends where the kids may be dropped off to their doting grandparents. But one of the most overlooked and underrated of private times just might be shower time.
Indeed, without knowing it, moms do all sorts of things in the shower. Things that they may or may not share freely with family and friends. Things that their family and friends might consider too much information, even. But that doesn’t stop mom from putting her hair down – both literally and figuratively – when she enters that magical realm. In fact, a shower isn’t just a hygiene thing. It’s an experience . Mom might as well make it a good one.
We’ve asked moms from all over about all the secret and not-so-secret things that they do in the shower. And the answers range from unsurprising to shocking to borderline controversial. But don’t worry! All those secrets are safe with us. And if they made it to this list, do take heart that there are many, many more mothers who do exactly the same thing. Each of us can therefore feel a little less alone in our weirdness, even when we’re locked away in the solitude of the bathroom.
Let’s start with the obvious. Because who are we kidding? Practically everyone has peed in the shower or they’re lying about it. But moms, more so, because when one has got a preschooler, a toddler and a baby to worry about, who has time to bother getting out of the shower and sitting on the toilet? Definitely not mom. She’ll pee in the power proudly and if anyone has a problem with it, they’ll have to go ahead and do the dishes. For a month. Of course, she’s not obliged to tell anybody, either.
Seriously, though, the shower is the perfect place to release that bladder. The gentle splash of water stimulates the senses. Besides, moms are often used to holding in their pee as they juggle child care, work and chores. Sometimes shower time is pretty much the only time they remember that they’ve got a full bladder. And we don’t blame ‘em.
Did you know that the average woman loses up to 100 strands of hair in a day? And given that she has to do quite a lot of hair action in the shower, chances are that a good number of them will fall off while she’s in there. So what’s a mom to do? Some will let them fall off and pick them up from the drain when they’re done. Or just leave it there for their partner to pick up themselves.
Yet others just won’t do that. They pee on the floor , after all. And touching all the fallen hair involves touching pee. Indirectly, at least. Sometimes, therefore, mom opts to just hand comb all the loose strands out of her hair and stick it to the wall for safekeeping. That way, she can just scrape it off and dump it into the trashcan and nobody will ever know. Unless, of course, she forgets that it’s there.
Ever take a shower and just wonder what’s going on down there? Well, many women have! After all, the vag is a cave of wonders hidden so down under that it’s not exactly something that mom sees on a regular basis. So while in the shower, mom just might opt to pick up that handheld mirror and take a look at what’s down there. You know, to just inspect the goods.
Sometimes, mom might also be experiencing itchiness or some weird discharge. And she just wants to assess the damage. After all, she doesn’t want her OB-Gyne to see it first. No, sir. She wants to premiere tickets to what’s going on in her panties. Yet other moms do so shortly after childbirth to take a peek at any little tears or – worst case scenario – how the episiotomy is healing up. And after all that, might be a good idea to give it a good, satisfying wash.
Speaking of the vag, one of the major downsides of having one is the mess. There is, of course, the much-dreaded period. That much-despised time of the month that, in the worst of cases, can make a woman scream bloody murder. And whether mom uses tampons, pads or menstrual cups, sometimes a little bit of leakage just happens. Sometimes the flow might come unexpectedly. And when that happens, those nice panties that she bought with her last paycheck will get all stained and gross.
But it isn’t only during those ungodly days that mom might get some funny stuff on her panties. Vaginal discharge comes in all consistencies and colors, some of them more desirable than the others. But whether the discharge is a bad omen or a sign of great sexual health, it’s not exactly something that mom wants in her underwear. And what better time to scrub it all off is as soon as possible, in the shower.
Sometimes a mom just has to multitask. The moment she steps out of that bathroom, the kids will be all over her. Asking for a snack. Whining loudly about where mom put the pet rock. Telling on the toddler for taking more than his fair share of cookies. So many moms figure that they ought to do everything they can while they’re in there. Because it will be a while before she manages to calm the house down enough to go back in there again. And so mom might opt to scrub the shower walls spic and span. Hey, she might even save water of she can use the runoff to wash whatever mold or debris she’s dug up between the tiles.
Therefore, take very good care to inspect the bathroom before complaining that mom takes too long in the shower. If it’s sparkling clean, better just zip your mouth lest you face her wrath.
Since time in the shower is precious time alone, mom might sometimes be tempted to just take a nice nap while she’s in there. This can range from a tame sitting-on-the-toilet nap to an exhausted leaning-on-the-shower-wall one to an I’ve-given-up-on-life lying-on-the-bathroom-floor one. Those who do this often find that naps in the shower are oddly relaxing. It filters out the sound of the outdoors. (Unless, of course, the preschooler is banging on the bathroom door because he needs to poo in the toilet.) Besides, the good old self-massage that an average shower involves can definitely bring a sort-of inner peace in spite of the chaos of the outside world.
And if mom feels guilty about these somnolent escapades, she needn’t be! Quite a number of people have openly admitted that they do, in fact, take naps in the shower. Some time ago, a German company created a horizontal shower designed for napping. That’s Germanic efficiency for you!
When the mother-in-law makes a snide statement, or when that helicopter parent in your kid’s ballet class, or when that rude old neighbor takes a jab at you, don’t you just wish you had the perfect comeback prepared? The kind that just begs the meme “apply cold water to burned area”? Well, some of us just aren’t gifted in this very exclusive field. And most tragically, we often think of these witty comebacks well after the opportunity presents itself. Just before we go to sleep. And, yes, in the shower.
Many times, mom goes into an internal monologue with the imagined offender, throwing at it all the comebacks she can think of. And mentally watch them squirm in discomfort. Some of these comebacks, however, may not be appropriate nor, sometimes, effective in real life. Therefore, sometimes it’s better off that what is thought of in the shower stays in the shower. After all, mom can simply deal with the offender with her killer smile.
Let’s face it, motherhood can take its toll on a woman’s mental health. And so, sometimes, even when shower time affords mom some good old peace and quiet, instead of finding her inner Buddha she ends up with little demons of thoughts nagging her. They can range from “you’re not a good enough mother” to “are you sure you’re pleasing your husband in bed?” to “what is the meaning of life, the universe, everything?”. And this can, no doubt, be a terrible consequence of the silence of the shower. After all, when the anxiety gets drowned out, sometimes the depression can kick in.
Although for some moms, all these uncomfortable thoughts disappear the moment she exits the shower. No harm done. For yet others, the thoughts may persist. And it’s at this point that we figure that she ought to look for a good therapist. Or a counsellor. Might take some good old Freudian digging to help her cope with the challenges of motherhood!
Many men will agree that there’s something strangely sexy about a woman who is wet. And we’re not talking about down there. Think water nymph, frolicking around in a river. Or a Grecian goddess bathing in a fountain. But who says men are the only people who can appreciate the appeal of a woman drenched in water. Yes, so, too, can women all over the world. And they don’t have to be lesbian or bi to do so either!
Women have confessed that they often take a step out of the shower to admire their reflection in the mirror. Perhaps subtly cover the breasts with their long hair, or do a little pout for full effect. It’s a shame that a cellphone isn’t available for that sexy selfie. And because mom looks super attractive in the mirror, it can be awfully hard for her not to fall in love with her own self!
During certain times of the month, it’s not just pee that flows down mom’s legs and onto the shower floor. If mom is on her period, there will be times when she’ll just want to stand in the shower and let all the uterine juices flow. After all, seldom is there any opportunity for her lady bits to be wild and free. All while clean water washes all the blood off instantly. In fact, it can be quite satisfying, watching the pink, diluted menstrual blood with occasional flecks of uterine tissue. Men wouldn’t want to see it, sure. But for a woman, it can look like catharsis.
On a related note, YouTube star Tyler Oakley recently tweeted about getting a bloody nose in the shower. He said that it was “alarming” to look on down at his body and “see blood everywhere”. To which, of course, led to his lady fans congratulating him on his womanhood. Nice.
In public, popping pimples is a disgusting habit that most people will crinkle their noses at. But in private, however, those pesky zits are fair game. And in the shower, it’s hunting season. After all, popping pimples is just one of the things that is just so oddly satisfying, no matter what we say about it. The nice, popping sensation when the pimple bursts. The release of pressure, flowing out as blood and pus and only-the-dermatologist-knows-what. To those who doubt this, do explain Dr. Pimple Popper’s two million subscribers on YouTube. It’s a guilty pleasure shared by many people across the world.
One important side-note, however: dermatologists don’t exactly recommend popping pimples. After all, it could just as easily pop inwards, pushing the contents of the zit deeper into the skin. Eew. If you must, however, it’s best to wait until it has a nice, firm white head (not to be confused with whiteheads) to make sure that the pus is as close to the surface of the skin as possible.
No matter what the cup size, boobs are interesting body parts. Soft and bouncy, they’re certainly fun to grab and jiggle. But, of course, social norms dictate that mom can’t do just that in the bus or at work or something. Therefore, the shower is pretty much the perfect place to explore the twins and figure out just how they work. Mom might try to experiment with them in the mirror.
Press them together to get a bit more cleavage, a maneuver popular with the A-cup crowd. Or see just how far they droop down when she bends over. Or maybe just do a bit of a competition: which boob bounces the furthest when slapped playfully from the bottom? Or just some other weird thing. It’s your shower, after all. You do you. Might as well do a self-breast exam while at it. At least then there’s an excuse just in case hubby suddenly walks in.
Midwives and breastfeeding experts across the globe encourage treating breastmilk like liquid gold. If mom must pump, she had better catch it and freeze it so the baby gets all the benefits of breastmilk even when mom is not around. Or, if she’s a real dairy champ, might as well donate her milk to a breastmilk bank. That way, even babies whose moms cannot produce milk can benefit. But any mom in the shower knows that when her boobs are engorged, really engorged , sometimes the best thing to do is to just let it all free. After all, breasts full of milk can be really painful.
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