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Lisa Bowman Monday 14 Nov 2016 3:49 pm
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29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity.
The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week.
Tracy – who’s vegan – stores it in tubs in the fridge with the rest of her groceries.
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The mum-of-two from Buckinghamshire then whizzes the batch up into a smoothie, with complementary ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond milk.
‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy.
The personal trainer and qualified nutritional adviser claims that sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals – including B12, which vegans like herself lack in their diets.
It should be noted that while Tracy raves about her sperm concoctions, medical professionals would argue otherwise.
But GP Dr Sarah Jarvis advises against the use of sperm as a dietary supplement, saying that it is devoid of nutrients.
‘There is absolutely no nutritional value to semen,’ she said. ‘A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.’
Nutritional value aside for a moment, just how does this unusual ingredient alter the taste of her breakfast drink?
‘Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals. ‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.’
‘Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.’
Tracy says she understands it may seem off-putting – but the results are worth it.
‘People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness,’ she says.
The single mum is actually no stranger to incorporating sperm into her daily routine – she’s been slathering it on her face since last year, when she discovered it made a brilliant facial , and she now credits it for improving her complexion.
Unsurprisingly, Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had qualms about being her own personal sperm machine.
‘When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself,’ she admits. ‘But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand!’
As for the risks involved? ‘I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,’ she says.
‘My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.’
Luckily for Tracy’s pal, she’s keen to find a partner who will take over from him. After three years of being single, she is looking for love.
‘I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!’

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I broke my hand a couple days ago and I can't shower with my broken hand so my mom decided to shower with me to help me. She take all her clothes off and take my clothes off and went to the shower. My mom was washing me and i was trying to not have a boner but I can't help it and I got an erection right in her face and I said I'm so so sorry she said “That’s okay it just means you’re in good health!” so then she was washing my penis and balls she wash it just like she was trying to make have an orgasm then I can't help it and let it all out right in front my mom! she was a little shocked but then she said “I’m glad you’re enjoying this” then she cleaned the mess and washed my penis and then we finished the shower. Since then I haven’t talked to her and I don't think i can get myself to talk to her ever again. What do I do now?
Reading your post history... clearly a troll.
What you do next is r/quityourbullshirt Per your history you have killed people including family members, 3-ways with teachers, fucked your dad, sister, mother while camping and you're clearly a fucked up troll.
Found Sigmund Freud’s Reddit account.
Put a waterproof bag over your busted arm and wash with the other good hand / arm for fucks sake.
According to his post history he has sex with everyone who exists
She is very fat , he thought the rolls on her leg was her pussy.
Shower with her again, but tell her you read online that mouths clean better than hands.
Now you should tell all your friends and relatives
Well well boy aren't you lucky what are you do? Should you even have to ask if she did that enough and you allowed it to make you come then both of you were enjoying it. So do what you want to do because that's what we should all do. Instead of what some book or some other person said it isn't okay if you liked it then ask her to help you with the shower again. Just cuz people say it isn't okay it doesn't mean it isn't do what makes you feel good do what makes you happy whatever it may be

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