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If you don’t know I’m all about the shit. Seriously though I’ve been doing this a long time. I’ve fed and played with many submissives and will hopefully continue to do so in the future. However, I want to put a couple of things out there since I feel like a broken record. Hardsports/Scat is meant to be fun like anything else that falls under the kink and fetish umbrella. So whether you see me or someone else, I want you to have fun and remain safe. So here are a few tips and just some of my own personal pet peeves in no particular order.
There are some health benefits https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27503660 so it’s not all doom and gloom.
These are just a few tips and annoyances that come to mind. I know I have probably missed a ton and they will come to me in the wee hours of the morning. It has been a while since I have had to blow the dust off my brain so I will likely update this at a later day or just do a part 2. Feel free to comment below with any questions or tips of your own. It might help a fellow kinkster.
Well done. I hope to read part 2 soon. It’s nice to hear from like minded, I appreciate the hard honesty in what you say here.
A great blog Mistress Esme. There isn’t anything i would add.
I have been a full toilet for over 20 years, with a few gaps, but often having regular 2 sessions per month.
As You said, it takes practice to consume completely and it also takes a certain state of mind. What works for me, when the moment arrives, is to give myself up completely to the Domme and think of nothing else but Her and pleasing Her. When being a toilet, clear your mind, relax, and enjoy the experience – and if you are lucky you’ll experience a tremendous orgasm (as i often do). It’s an act of worship.
I have had sessions where i have surprised myself, and the Domme, at the size of the load i have consumed – it can be don, practice and the right frame of mind.
Afterwards, it’s important to feel pride in what you have done, and not guilt and shame.
I love that you said to take pride in it. I feel that is so important because you’re there to serve.Therefore one should take pride in pleasing their Mistress.
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Grace Helbig YouTube personality and TV star has no qualms talking about her farts. On Twitter she said:
I just had the loooongest fart, you guys. 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) March 21, 2016
Sophie Turner the actress from Game of Thrones aka Sansa and X-Men readily admits to farting. When asked in an interview what she is most likely doing between takes she answered “Just farting everywhere!” She also enjoys her fair share of toilet humor . During an interview she was asked ‘What power would you like to give to their worst enemy?’ Without missing a beat Sophie said she would make her enemies sh*t every time they breathe.”
Actress Cameron Diaz seems really cool and down to earth. Bobby Farrelly, co-director of There’s Something About Mary said: “Cameron’s like Grace Kelly—but with gas .” I bet she can fart with the best of ’em!
Nerdist host Jessica Chobot is definitely a farter. On Twitter she said “I fart soft and quite. I’m like a stink ninja”!
I fart soft & quiet. I'm like a stink-ninja. RT @scotrick333 @THEmentalGIANT I bet @Jessica_Chobot farts loud and farts hard.
— Jessica Chobot (@JessicaChobot) January 6, 2011
In this video clip Hilary Duff admits to farting and blaming it on someone else. Just watch her admit it by holding up the “yes” sign. By the way Hilary Duff has to be one of the hottest female celebrities. Look at the side view of that amazing booty! Damn!
Hilary Duff looks like she’s holding in a giant fart in this pic!
In this clip Hilary Duff admits to farting.
Reality star Farrah Abraham’s boyfriend Simon revealed that she can out fart him. He said “Your farts are worse than mine”.
It is rare to find a celebrity as open about farting as Maze Runner actress Kaya Scodelario. She told an interviewer ” I was very comfortable around them. I would fart around them and burp, and they’d be freaked out.”
Check out the video clip below where she admits “I fart alot”.
She also tweets about her gassiness.
Just accidentally farted ridiculously loudly on the train. whole carriage is staring at me.Wish @ETittensor was here to take the blame…
— Kaya Scodelario (@kScodders) April 18, 2011
I always thought my prime farting age would be in my 80s somewhere. Walking up stairs, letting them rip. Turns out it's now. Pregnant farts
— Kaya Scodelario (@kScodders) July 6, 2016
And here is an interview of Kaya talking about farting! She really has zero shame…..fantastic!
Actress Kate Hudson talks about farting . Check out this video….. she is practically an expert on farting.
Comedienne and actress Tiffany Haddish is what you could consider unfiltered! During an interview when asked “What is the first thing you do in the morning”? She honestly answered “ fart “. We can all relate Tiffany.
Singer Camila Cabello is very open about her flatulence. During an interview she said “in the studio, when it’s really quiet — that’s just when it happens. And sometimes you just got to own it. You just got to be like ‘ I farted .'” You can see a video clip of the interview below.
Which female celebrity farts the most?
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Kristen Schaal farted on Will Forte during a sex scene in an episode of Last Man on Earth. Here’s the links:
Omg any other farts clip or tweet or something about eva mendez fart ? Her fart sound loud O.o
Nicki Minaj has been confirmed farting. Once in front of her boyfriend and second in front of female wrapper Coi Leray.
Really, it was fake? My apologizes, I thought that video was a real.
Someone already mention this, but she’s already becoming famous, but Liv Morgan farted one time on Busted Open Radio.
https://wrestling-edge.com/liv-morgan-allegedly-caught-farting-by-fans/
I just found out that Doja Cat farts. I just found out on Reddit. Here’s the link https://www.reddit.com/r/Celebrityfarts/comments/trr5ee/doja_cat_all_fartsmentionsadmissions/ explaining all of her farts, mentions, and admissions on various social media sites. Here are some tweets:
Thank you, would you do the honor and put her on the list?
Thank you also here are some other links too.
A Beautiful Woman Farted Loud while on the stand during the Johnny Deep and Amber Heard trial and she owned it and said sorry that was me that’s my kind of Woman!!!
Natalya Neidhart farted one time on SmackDown against Alicia Fox, 02/17/2012. It was when the referee was distracted and disgusted by the smell while doing the countdown when Natalya was giving Alicia the sharpshooter. Here’s the video, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvCf363klzw
Thank you, would you like to put her on the list?
Found a quote for Kristen Bell. Talking about being vegan- “It’s fart powder. It makes you gassy” https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a19919616/kristen-bell-exclusive-interview/
oh no Tia farted on a reality show but cant find it
Rebecca Ferguson was talking about queefs when she said Fanny farts. She’s English so fanny means vagina there.
Liv Morgan from WWE apparently Ripped a Big Fart during an interview on Busted Open Radio she is my kind of Woman😊🍑💨
Malia white from Below Deck Meditarranean farted in the elevator
Great find! Thanks..will add her to the list.
Got another for Kaya Scodelario. https://youtu.be/4ehPy55x0IU at 17:44-18:14
Kaya is my kind of Woman she Loves to Fart & has no shame 👍🏻👍🏻
Greg Davies tells a story of how Helena Bonham Carter farted a bunch of times while fiming a comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqz67eYtz_g
[…] isn’t the first time that Alison Brie has been this candid. She also told this story about farting on the set of […]
Pretty sure most wouldn’t mind being the dude Evangeline walked past…. Just saying.
Do you like the smell of your own farts?

This one is more about the humiliation aspect and about showing what a cruel person can do to their slaves.
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Sofia stood behind Her chair and cleared Her throat. As both the waiter and i scrambled to grab Her chair and move it for Her to sit on, She slapped my face and spit on the waiter.
"How dare you think that I would sit on one of these disgusting chairs! I think we both know what I should be sitting on," She said, staring at me.
"Oh, uh... Of course," i stammered, getting on my knees.
The latina beauty pulled up Her dress and said, "Open your mouth, too. Just in case I get some gas."
i opened wide and Her asshole sat over my open mouth. She immediately let go a big, wet fart.
"Lick My anus clean and then sit opposite me at the table, slave. I'm going to pretend to enjoy your company. This did start as a date."
The waiter never left the table and witnessed all of this, standing in shock and horror.
"Um... Can I get you two a drink, or... Um..."
Sofia hocked a lugie and spit on his apron, "Get us a free bottle of wine, idiot. And then I'll have the chicken parm and the steamed broccoli. it's going to have the same thing... But it won't be eating it here. it'll eat it in about 5 hours when I'm done digesting it and shit in its mouth. Now I suggest you get moving before I decide to shit in your mouth instead... MOVE!"
Sofia sat looking at Her empty plate when a manager walked up.
Before he could get much further, Mistress Sofia spit right in his face.
"If I wanted to hear an asshole speak, I'd call My slave over and rip one in it's mouth. Go get My free food and wine, idiots."
She stood up and slapped him in the face. The manager grabbed his face and bent down.
"Kiss My feet and beg for My forgiveness. NOW!"
She slapped him again and he dropped, kissing the tops of Her feet in heels. He said, "Please, please forgive me... i will..."
"Who the fuck said you were good enough for the tops of My feet, loser?! Lick My the bottom of My foot from heel to toe, loser. And you, idiot waiter, go get My food and wine, you fucking idiot."
"Right away Miss," he said and scurried away.
"Now My bowels are all upset. I'm going to have to take a little pre-meal dump. SLAVE!"
i scurried over and lifted Her dress, then gently moved Her hips down so She could put Her huge ass right in my face. Before She was in position She let off a monster fart right in my face.
Her asshole reached my mouth and before i was able to fully get Her situated, the head of a giant turd showed itself.
"Thank You, Mistress, for bestowing me with the gift of Your shit!"
"Shut up and eat it, you loser. Eat My fucking shit."
The manager perked up, "Miss, You're not allowed to shit in our main dining area, this is where our customers eat."
She kicked down on his face, "Do you think I care?! These people would be lucky to eat My shit. My slave does it not because I command it, but because it understands that this is the proper way of things. My slave eats My shit because this is what it's supposed to be doing."
"B-it's b-rue," i said with a mouthful of Her dung.
"Shut up and keep eating My shit, boy! And you're not forgiven yet, moron. Keep licking My feet. And finally! you're back," Sofia spit at the waiter's feet as he brought Her food and a bottle of wine.
"Miss, it usually takes an hour for food, but i took the liberty of taking the chicken parm from that table's order to-," he was interupted as She slapped him.
"I don't like excuses. Do you think if this toilet mouth used excuses about not eating My shit I would accept it? No. Pour My wine and feed me."
The waiter sniffed the air, "Is that... It smells like... Shit... God that smell is awful."
Sofia laughed, "Well that's because I'm having a shit in this slave's mouth. it's rather enjoying the stench."
"Even with a mouthfull of My manure it's more capable than you, waiter-slave. Maybe I'll take you back so you learn how to serve properly..."
He said nothing, but cut up Her food and fed it to Her, bite by bite. The manager was still at Her feet, begging for forgiveness.
i had worked my way through three turds of very soft, but very large shit logs. She started farting a legendary 20 second fart, lifting Her ass off my mouth so the last five seconds or so were blasting my face at my nose.
Finally, She was done eating and as the waiter was about to walk away, She grabbed his arm.
"No no no no no no... I have a shitty asshole still and My toilet can't lick it clean, it wouldn't be sanitary. Either you lick it clean or you'll find a Me a bus boy to lick it clean..."
The waiter dropped to his knees and said, "i've been a bad servant tonight, so i would like to lick Your ass clean for You."
He started licking and lapping Her asshole while i started clearing the table. When i stood up, every single eye in the restaurant was on us. The manager on his back, licking Her toes and begging forgiveness. The waiter, his face disappeared in Her giant ass. And me, cleaning a table with shit smeared all over my face after having been used as a toilet.
We might look kind of hectic, but each of us was exactly where we needed to be...

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