Mistress Anus

Mistress Anus
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How do I love my lady's anus? Let me count the ways.
Have you seen her? Have you seen my beautiful lady and her anus? Unless you are an ex-boyfriend, her proctologist, or an art student in that class she modeled for, you probably have not have glimpsed the fairest orifice on God's green Earth. For this, you have my deepest sympathies.
I would put my lady's anus up against any of the legendary anuses of the past: Helen of Troy, Joan of Arc, Marie Curie, Eleanor Roosevelt. Even Cleopatra, who, according to legend, had a team of eunuchs apply balms and liniments with silken cloths to keep her anus and inner rectum immaculate, could not stand up to my lady. (My lady needs no such fripperies to be beautiful… though I do not hesitate to lavish them on her.) Lovely as Cleopatra's anus may have been, compared to my lady's, hers is a pustulent, lesion-ravaged hole.
My lady does not like me to go on and on about her anus, but how can I resist? When I look into that one brown eye, it's like gazing into a deep, untouched lake. Sometimes, it's as if I'm gazing through a taut, puckered window into her very soul, placing myself in danger of being hypnotized by the swirls of her rectum. Her anus is like a vessel I can't seem to fill with enough love, no matter how hard I try. I am not what one would call a holy man, but when I am gently kissing my lady's fragrant anus, I am convinced that there must be a higher power out there who made this sacred aperture.
As I am very protective of my lady's anus, few have seen it. Nevertheless, I am fond of waxing rhapsodic on its beauty. This can be difficult, though, for how does one describe the beauty of a Tuscan moon? How does one tell of the glory of the cosmos? Shakespeare would have written sonnets about it. Beethoven would have discarded his "Ode To Joy" in favor of "Ode To My Lady's Anus." And Raphael would have tried–and failed–to render its essence in oils. Lo, prodigious as these immortals' artistic gifts were, my lady's anus would have proven too elusive a muse for any of them to capture.
Yes, my lady's anus is a sight to behold. But it is not just a question of looks. For all its aesthetic loveliness, the greatest thing about my lady's anus is its personality. Sometimes silly, sometimes sad; sometimes dilated, sometimes clenched, it reveals a new wrinkle every time we meet.
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Whether I see it reflected in candlelight during a romantic dinner or after it has just awaken from a night's slumber, my lady's anus is still as lovely to me as the first time I saw it. My friends say I won't feel the same way about it when it's 60. I disagree. It may lose that youthful glow, but this is the kind of anus that will only ripen with age. As further assurance, I once caught a glimpse of my lady's mother's anus and, as we all know, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
People say I'm spoiling my lady's anus by buying imported, hand-woven silk toilet paper. But do you polish a diamond with sandpaper? Do you restore the Mona Lisa with a hammer? My lady's anus deserves ruby and emerald enemas. Swabs of cotton soaked in the finest champagne. Anything less would be woefully inadequate for an orifice of such sublime beauty.
And don't even get me started on her perineum.

The most dreadful punishment imaginable !
A whip with a hardened knot on the end that comes down square on the anus. This is an exquisite pain.
It's difficult to hit the anus so I insist the victim lies on the floor and spreads his cheeks with his hands. One of the subtleties of this punishment is keeping the cheeks apart because the natural reaction is to clench the buttocks. If I feel the whip hasn't hit the spot, then I give the stroke again.
What does it feel like? It makes you feel faint. Here's one I did earlier. Nice bruising.
View the full glory of the anus by double-clicking the image .

Where I grew up, in south Wales, this fearsome item is called a dapper. It's a plimsoll or old-fashioned running shoe. I say fearsome because you certainly would not want to receive this more than once. Pupils with certain bravado might think they can take a number of strokes but they soon learn respect for the dapper.
I like a good hard, traditional beating using plimsolls and that means getting the culprit to touch his toes and bringing the shoe down with a resounding smack. Should he move when the stroke has been given then I can add a couple of extras until he learns that when I say touch your toes, I don't mean dance around like a whirling dervish.

The bastinado has absolutely nothing to commend it. It is just very, very painful, pure and simple. This is applied across the soles of the feet; it's applied hard. You'll certainly know you've got a pair of feet when you start walking after this punishment.
I find it amusing to use this on those who believe they are pain sluts.
I like to have you strapped to the cross for this.
Once I have you bound, I shall gently caress your penis, I might apply a little baby oil to start the proceedings to get you more sensitive. Then, after a short massage I shall begin. Although I have a great many instruments to torture the penis and testicles, my favourite method is to use my fingers. There is something deeply satisfying about using the fingertips and fingernails to torture as opposed to using an implement; it's so tactile, so personal and so intimate. I'm amazed at just how torturous one little finger can be when applied in the right place.
The foreskin (on those who have not been circumcised) can be pulled back as far and as fast as it will go, exposing your tender parts to my gentle, and sometimes not so gentle, touch. Those who have been circumcised can suffer just as much.
I shall hold you firmly and then slowly find all those extra sensitive spots on your penis. While you're exposed like this I shall torture you and make your knees buckle. I like to pinch and nip at your penis and testicles with my sharp fingernails. You can be squeezed, rubbed, pinched, twisted and teased for as long as I want.
When I've had my fill of gently torturing your penis then I'll put your testicles in bondage, separating them at the same time. That way I can tease them individually with my fingernails. Then we can concentrate on the perineum to get those juices flowing and get you really hot.
Afterwards, I shall probably rub the delicate tip of your penis with some surgical spirit and then you'll know you've been teased by Miss Spiteful.
Rodding Out (Turkish Naval Punishment)
"For various breaches of discipline they used a small leather strap on the feet (with the man face up on the floor), or a cane to the hands (good cure for masturbation), or a strap on the wet thighs and buttocks (with the man over a gym horse). For promiscuous behaviour they had a special punishment called "rodding out" that involved thrusting an uneven instrument repeatedly into the miscreants rear end. All these punishments were painful and embarrassing and the boys never came back for more."

My wand is in a class of its own; the pain and agony level of this punishment can equal or, indeed, surpass, that of the cane, making it an ideal and most effective punishment for the serious offender.
The wand is not to be confused with an electrical torture, the Violet Wand, but is a small, hard rod that is applied to the tender parts of the body. I shall strap you very firmly to the St. Andrew's Cross with tight straps round your ankles, upper thighs, chest, upper arms and wrists.
For the final part of the preparations I shall slowly and firmly push back your foreskin as far as it can possibly go, increasing even further the exposure of the tender part of your body to the punishment which is about to be applied. I now grasp the shaft of your organ firmly in my left hand and hold it so as to give me convenient access and aiming line. In my right hand there is a nylon rod about a quarter of an inch in diameter and a foot long.
In addition to being the supreme deterrent, this punishment has the additional benefit of leaving no normally visible marks, any local bruising quickly subsiding (but not so the memory...)

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Simple caning techniques with a special focus on using a Rawhide Cane.

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These Piercings are Extreme, Crazy and Rare
These Piercings are Extreme, Crazy and Rare
While there's only so many directions that you can go with tattoos, the body modification world is always coming up with new and more extreme procedures. The piercing community particular has stepped up it's game over the last several decades by showing the mainstream more and more unusual methods of poking holes into human skin. We've collected some of our favorite wild and wacky piercings that you won't believe exist in the gallery below and it's time you took a peek at what's out there. We bet at least one of these modifications will blow your mind and maybe you'll be inspired to book your next appointment with a local piercer.
Can you imagine what your dentist would have to say about this controversial piercing?
We've seen plenty of stretched lip piercings, however, they're pretty extreme when you can see the teeth.
This is absolutely insane, how does this guy chew his food or drink water?
A rhino piercing is weird enough as it is, but stretching it takes it up a notch.
Why would anyone want to piercing their armpit? Was this a dare?
This piercing is actually pretty badass, we're impressed.
Again, stretched nostril piercings are nothing new but we're totally struck by the tunnel versions.
We had no idea that you could piercing your eyelids and we're not sure why anyone would want to.
It must be extremely difficult for a piercer to complete this tricky task.
A vertical eyelid piercing is perhaps the most extreme modification on this list.
A septril piercing isn't particularly extreme, but it's definitely unique.
Again, who thought that it was a good idea to pierce eyelids? We'd like to know.
Sclera implants aren't technically piercings but they're definitely hardcore.
If there's a way to piercing a strange location on the body, someone will wind up doing it.
If you were born with webbed toes, why not make the most of them?
If you're going to say I do, why not tie the knot with a permanent piercing?
This is super badass and we definitely wouldn't want to mess with this guy.
Did you know that you can pierce your taint? Well, now you do!
This man is truly committed to the body mod lifestyle, that's for sure.
What do you think about these wild and extreme piercings? Do you have any unusual body modifications? Which piercing on our list freaked you out the most? Let us know your thoughts, opinions and questions in the comments section on Facebook.

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