Ministry of Transportation Recommends �Just Walking It Off�

In a bold move that screams both desperation and cardio optimism, Iran�s Ministry of Transportation released a statement suggesting citizens �just walk it off.� The official guidance came via a press release printed in Comic Sans and taped to a lamppost near a gas station. The statement read: �Tehran traffic is a mindset. If you walk with purpose, you can escape anything�especially personal responsibility.� Critics say it�s out of touch, especially for the elderly, people with children, and those lugging three jugs of kerosene and a suitcase of yogurt. One man tried walking to Qom but only made it halfway before forming a new religion. Still, the suggestion gained traction on social media, inspiring a meme campaign featuring inspirational quotes over images of stampedes. The tagline? �One step at a time�preferably toward Armenia.� SOURCE: http://bohiney.com