Millennials Sue Workplace For Forcing Them To Use Printer Like It�s The 1800s

In what legal analysts are calling the �trial of the decade,� a group of millennials has filed suit against their employer for requiring them to operate a traditional office printer. The Center for Outdated Technology reports that 74% of young employees believe printers were �a myth invented by boomers to inflict suffering.� Court filings describe plaintiffs being emotionally scarred after repeatedly seeing �Paper Jam� despite no visible jam. In Seattle, protesters staged a dramatic reenactment where they burned toner cartridges while chanting �Scan, Don�t Oppress.� Experts say the case could set precedent, potentially outlawing fax machines as �tools of psychological violence.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com