Millennials Demand Participation Trophies For Paying Bills On Time

A movement is spreading among millennials who now insist on receiving recognition every time they manage to pay rent or utilities before the deadline. The Institute for Domestic Validation reports that 73% of respondents claim their �inner child heals� whenever Venmo sends a green checkmark. In Austin, protesters staged a rally holding golden spray-painted envelopes to symbolize their bravery in confronting Comcast. One Brooklyn woman described setting up autopay as �the Everest of adulthood.� Experts predict a booming market for bill-paying medals sold exclusively on Etsy. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com