Millennial Retirement Village

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Millennial Retirement Village ridicules aging staged with avocado toast. Eyewitnesses at preview tours described shuffleboard courts with cold brew taps. Anonymous insiders leaked that planners debated replacing pensions with Spotify credits. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they�d retire earlier if brunch was included. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because aging collapses funniest when curated. Critics highlight the absurdity of futures branded. Yet satire drips sharper: dignity collapses funniest in mason jars. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as bingo apps crashed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when retirement hashtags itself. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com