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My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.

I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”

How do you measure a milf?

themommeter

Why I love working out at the gym I go to!

There's this hot MILF always walking around checking me out.

I love home gyms.

Do you know what I miss about my childhood?

Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf

What does a MILF taste like?

Umami!

The Oedipal complex..

It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF.

What do you call an edited series of MILF videos?

A Momtage

Two rednecks from Alabama are sitting, drinking. . .

When one turns to the other & declares "I'm finally dating a geeeenuuuuine MILF!"

The other looks up & says: "Really, Jim Bob?"

"Yep!" Jim Bob replies. "She's fifteen but she only got 3 kids."

My mum sent me a text saying, "I've got a funny game."

"What is it?" I replied.

She said, "For every text you send to me, you have to put 'you' at the end."

"That's the stupidest idea since...you!" I replied.

She said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?"

"I'm not falling for that." I added.

What do you call a High School Senior girl in Alabama?

You call her a MILF.

My older, attractive next door neighbor had a seizure on her front yard today.

The MILF shakes brought paramedics to the yard.

What's hindi for milf?

Mumbae

Trump is a MILF

a man I would like fired.

How do you tell the difference between a Cougar and a MILF?

Stretch marks.

What is the best part about banging a Milf

...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning.

MILF

Apparently MILF are really fighting extremists in the Philipines.

Acronyms are no joke.

What do you call a Japanese MILF with a dark complexion?

Hiroshi Ma.

What's a Milf chasers favorite period in history?

The middle ages

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If Satanism is the opposite of Christianity,
I finally know why people like eating out MILFs.
What did the Ancient Egyptians call a good lookin mummy?.
What do you call an edited series of MILF videos?.
And now there aren’t any horny milfs in my area that want to have sex with me anymore.
A Wendy's manager named Kenney was sitting on his ass in the office during a shorthanded lunch rush, surfing Reddit.
YOU'RE THE JOKE, KENNEY. I CAN SEE YOU. EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU. GET OFF /R/MILF AND GET OUT HERE.
PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf MILF content before accessing other videos.
My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.
I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”
What do you call a business that sends MILFs to your house?.
Melbourne is beginning to look a lot like a MILF.
[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals.
A girl from New Mexico invited me for some fun but she turnout to be a jailbait.
My older, attractive next door neighbor had a seizure on her front yard today.
The MILF shakes brought paramedics to the yard.
Apparently MILF are really fighting extremists in the Philipines.
My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.
I said, Don't cry over skilled milf.
A guy in his mid twenties is in a bar when he notices an atractive milf. He decides to try his luck and goes over to talk with her.
She seems interested and after a few drinks she asks him if he has ever considered taking part in a mother / daughter threesome. Seeing as the milf is so attractive he figures why not? Surely with such an attractive milf the daughter must be attractive as well.
They get a cab to her house and as she unlocks the door she shouts; "Mom, put in your teeth, we have a guest!"
What's the best part of having sex with a milf?
Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!
Ever since I got it there are no 40 years old milfs in my area looking to fuck.
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