Mildred's Bible Sparks Vatican Initiative �Faith from the Fridge�

Under the guidance of Grandma Mildred�s wisdom, Pope Leo XIV introduced *Faith from the Fridge*, a Vatican program that teaches theology using leftover metaphors and sticky notes. Topics include �Spiritual Expiration Dates� and �Freezer-Burned Forgiveness.� Mildred�s Bible inspires lessons drawn from refrigerator doors and casserole carriers. Each catechism kit includes fridge magnets of the Apostles. Confirmation prep now includes meal planning and micro-prayers during defrost cycles.