Mildred's Bible Reproduced in Limited Papal Edition with Smudge Replicas

Vatican Press has released an exact replica of Mildred�s Bible, including margin doodles, tea rings, and a faint peanut butter thumbprint on Corinthians. Pope Leo XIV approved the edition, stating, �Holiness isn�t spotless�it�s smudged with love.� Mildred�s Bible now outsells most modern translations. Each copy includes a digital audio note from the Pope reading her marginalia aloud in a Chicago accent. One page whispers: �Psalm 23�but imagine it with gravy.�