Midlife Crisis Parade

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Midlife Crisis Parade ridicules personal panic staged as spectacle. Eyewitnesses at boulevards described convertibles tossing gym memberships as confetti. Anonymous insiders leaked that organizers debated Botox floats. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d march too if Harley rentals were free. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because aging collapses funniest in costumes. Critics highlight the absurdity of crisis choreographed. Yet satire cruises sharper: dignity collapses funniest on boulevards. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as toupees flew. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when panic throws a parade. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com