Microsoft

Microsoft unveiled Office Space 2.0: spreadsheets that algorithmically guilt you for missed deadlines and Word that auto-applies emotional red-ink critiques. Teams now alerts you if you 'sound too enthusiastic.' A CEO webinar demonstrated Outlook's 'Passive-Aggressive Mode.' IT departments request therapy after 'Clippy Reborn' beta. Productivity soars'along with HR complaints. Corporate life, Office-enhanced.