Michael Scott Bros Before Hoes
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Michael Scott Bros Before Hoes
This U.S. adaptation -- set at a paper company in Scranton, Pa. -- has a similar documentary style to that of the Ricky Gervais-led British original. It features the Dunder-Mifflin staff, which includes characters based on roles in the British show … more »
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Michael Scott: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!
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Michael Scott
:
Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!
Jim Halpert
:
You just had a rebound.
Michael Scott
:
I had a rebound.
Jim Halpert
:
Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction. But, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.
Michael Scott
:
[Carol exits office after breaking up with Michael]
I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.
Stanley Hudson
:
You can't cancel a holiday.
Michael Scott
:
Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Year's.
Stanley Hudson
:
What does that mean?
Michael Scott
:
[voice starting to break]
Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.
Michael Scott
:
[rides into office on very old and very used 10-speed bike and stops at Pam's desk]
Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops... with mint.
Pam Beesly
:
Can I help you, Michael?
Michael Scott
:
I'm looking for the Toy Drive box.
Pam Beesly
:
It's behind you.
Michael Scott
:
[turns around to see Toy Drive pile full of brand-new, unopened toys. Leans his old bike against wall]
Okay. Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it will fit, with all these little knickknacks.
Jim Halpert
:
Wow. What kind of bike is that?
Michael Scott
:
Um. I don't know. Average kind.
Kevin Malone
:
That tires look pretty worn.
Michael Scott
:
Well, that is probably from the test drive.
Jim Halpert
:
But the paint is chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?
Michael Scott
:
No.
Dwight Schrute
:
It appears we're one bathrobe short.
Michael Scott
:
Take it from Toby.
Carol Stills
:
[shows Michael a framed photograph of her two kids, herself and a man on a ski trip. Michael had photoshopped his face in place of Carol's ex-husband's face]
What is this?
Michael Scott
:
[laughing]
That is my Christmas card. It's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. "Ski-eason's Greetings."
Carol Stills
:
No. See, we never went on a ski trip.
Michael Scott
:
[holding back laughs]
I know. I know.
Carol Stills
:
I went on a ski trip two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband.
Michael Scott
:
Right. Yes, but what you didn't realize at the time was that I was with you, in a sense, I was in your heart...
Carol Stills
:
[interrupts him]
Michael...
Michael Scott
:
...and next to your kids. What?
Carol Stills
:
This is so weird.
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