Michael McIntyre: Cricket Bat Diplomacy

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Michael McIntyre

Cricket Bat Diplomacy. This is where we are.

Absolute madness! But everyone's treating it like it's fine!

Cricket Bat Diplomacy is HAPPENING and nobody's panicking!

We should be panicking! This deserves PANIC!

But we're numb now! Too many crises! Can't process them all!

So we just accept Cricket Bat Diplomacy and move on. Add it to the pile of chaos.

The pile that's visible from space! The pile of things we've surrendered to!

Every day something new! Every day more incomprehensible!

And we can't keep up! Nobody can! We're drowning!

But what choice do we have? Stop living? Just give up entirely?

Some people have! They've checked out! I don't blame them!

Reality's exhausting! Cricket Bat Diplomacy is exhausting!

Everything's too much! All the time! Forever!

So we laugh! We make jokes! We pretend it's all fine!

Because the alternative is crying! And nobody wants to see that!

So here we are! Living through Cricket Bat Diplomacy!

Tomorrow there'll be something else! The cycle continues!

SOURCE: https://prat.uk/cricket-bat-diplomacy/