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The agave fields in Tequila, Mexico (yes, — it’s a real town) are one of the best UNESCO World Heritage Sites in Mexico.
The Frida Kahlo Museum , also known as La Casa Azul (the Blue House), is one of the most popular and best museums in Mexico City .
Though tequila is more popular (or infamous!) in the U.S., in Mexico, it’s all about mezcal — tequila’s smokier cousin!
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If you’re in Mexico now, or have visited and need some words of inspiration to express your emotions — you’re in the right place — because I live in Mexico!
As a Mexico expat, I’m inspired by my chosen country daily, and I hope to inspire you with these 131 Mexico quotes and Mexican captions for Instagram 🇲🇽
On this epic list of Mexican quotes, you’ll find everything: funny quotes about Mexico, quotes about Mexico culture, Mexican pride quotes, Mexico quotes in Spanish, Mexico vacation quotes, quotes about Mexico City, Cancun quotes and Tulum captions for Mexican beaches, Mexico puns, proverbs, and more!
Looking for Mexico Instagram captions ? I got you!
In fact, this list starts out with short Mexican captions for Instagram — perfect for any Mexico vacation photo. There’s also inspiring words by famous Mexicans, for those who prefer a longer, more inspirational IG caption about Mexico.
Ready to discover the 131 best Mexico quotes? ¡Ya vamos! — which means, Let’s get to it already!
In search of the best Mexico puns captions? Look no further! Below you will find the perfect words, puns, jokes and more to express your love for tacos, guacamole, tequila, margaritas and more.
A balanced diet is a taco in each hand
Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity
You cannot make everybody happy, you are not a taco
I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions
Live everyday like it’s Taco Tuesday
Ways to my heart: Buy me tacos, Make Me tacos, Be tacos
Maybe eating tacos isn’t cheating on my diet. Maybe me dieting is cheating on tacos 🤔
Yesterday, I really wanted tacos. Today, I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams 💫
Tequila: Because it’s Mexico somewhere
Take life with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime.
“I hate tequila,” said no Juan ever
The sun, the sand, and this drink in my hand 🍹
Festeja like there’s no mañana (Party like there’s no tomorrow)
When life gives you lemons… slice them up and find some tequila
Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot
Beachside margaritas with my señoritas 🏖
Visiting some of the best beaches in Mexico ? Well then you’re going to need the perfect Mexico travel quotes, Spanish travel quotes, and more!
Below is a list of the best Mexico quotes Instagram has ever seen — whether you’re declaring your love for tacos, tequila, the beach or just Mexico in general.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a ticket to Mexico and that’s kind of the same thing ✈️
Today’s good mood is brought to you by Mexico
Anytime is a good time to go to Mexico
Hecho en Mexico meaning made in Mexico
Buenos días Mexico ☀️ (Good morning Mexico)
¡Viva México! meaning Long live Mexico!
México, mi amor meaning Mexico, my love
Te amo Mexico meaning I love Mexico
🏖 Looking for Mexico Beach captions?
Regardless of what beach you’re visiting, these will make for great captions about travel — but there are some Cancun-specific captions below, for those who need Cancun Instagram captions, Tulum Instagram captions, and Cabo Instagram captions.
Vacation in Mexico. Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder, nights get longer. Life gets better.
¡Vamos a la playa! (Let’s go to the beach!)
Life takes you down many paths, but the best ones lead to the beach
Sky above, sand below, peace within
You don’t need magic to disappear, all you need is a destination
South of the border, down Mexico way. That’s where I fell in love where stars above, came out to play. And now as I wonder, my thoughts ever stray, south of the border, down Mexico way. — Jimmy Kennedy
South Beach, Cancun, Won’t you come up out them Jimmy Choos — French Montana, from the song South Beach
I was lookin’ forward to June, I was ready for Cancun — Jacob Banks
On the cool beach of Cancun under the moon, Me and honey sipping Boone’s (Farm) — Natas, from the song Cancun
Oh, Frida! What would this list be without the one of the world’s most inspiring women , and most famous Mexican artist of all time?!
She has been the subject of books , movies , Barbie dolls , copycat artists, Mexican folklore, and even immortalized in Frida Kahlo tattoos .
This Mexican feminist icon spent much of her life bedridden after a terrible accident — painting and speaking inspirational words.
Today, visitors flock to the Casa Azul (Blue House) AKA the Frida Kahlo Museum in Mexico City, to see the home she lived in until her death in 1954.
I am my own muse. I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to better. — Frida Kahlo
Nothing is absolute. Everything changes, everything moves, everything revolves, everything flies and goes away. — Frida Kahlo
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?
I love you more than my own skin. — Frida Kahlo
I think that little by little, I’ll be able to solve my problems and survive. — Frida Kahlo
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim. — Frida Kahlo
At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.
🌸🌺🌼 I paint flowers so they will not die. — Frida Kahlo
The most important part of the body is the brain. Of my face, I like the eyebrows and eyes. — Frida Kahlo
There have been two great accidents in my life. One was the trolley, and the other was Diego. Diego was by far the worst. — Frida Kahlo, about her marriage to fellow Mexican painter, Diego Rivera
Since moving to Mexico in 2018, I’ve discovered that Mexicans love humor . It’s one of top reasons why I love Mexico so much.
Many say their country’s language is Mexpañol, because there’s so much slang unique only to Mexico. Buried in the slang, are words and expressions ripe with double entendre (double meaning), intended to turn even mundane things into a joke.
In Mexico, an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well.
I’m Mexican; What’s your superpower?
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded. — Billy Connolly
Are you a Mexi-can or Mexi-can’t? — from Once Upon A Time in Mexico , by Robert Rodriguez
The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You’re Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to… Mexican food. Bon appétit. I can’t imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco. — Jon Stewart, former host of the The Daily Show
Poor Mexico; so far from God and so close to the United States. — Porfirio Diaz, former Mexican President
Honorable Mention for Funniest Mexico Quote: I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall. — Donald Trump #ThatDidntAgeWell 🤣 🤣 🤣
Here is a collection of often poignant quotes from poets, politicians, freedom fighters, artists, and a host of others who weave the unique tapestry that is Mexico! Some are by Mexicans, while some are by those of Mexican descent who grew up in other places.
There are great legends and great fighters in the history of Mexico, and there will be more to come. — Canelo Alvarez
Man is alone everywhere. But the solitude of the Mexican, under the great stone night of the high plateau that is still inhabited by insatiable gods, is very different from that of the North American, who wanders in an abstract world of machines, fellow citizens and moral precepts. — Octavio Paz, Mexican Nobel Laureate
The most valuable possession you can own is an open heart. The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace. — Carlos Santana, Mexican-American rock guitarist
I think that nothing is impossible when you want to fulfill a dream. A lot of people will tell you that you can’t do it, that you don’t have what it takes, but if it is in your heart and you feel it, there is nothing that will stop you. It is like the sun — you can’t block it: it will shine regardless, if that is what you want. — Thalia, Mexican singer
Mexico is a mosaic of different realities and beauties.
There’s no such thing as a specific authenticity to what Mexico is, because Mexico is incredibly complex and varied, and the food is completely different if you travel 50 kilometers. It just changes all the time. — Gael Garcia Bernal, Mexican actor
I have never denied my background or my culture. I have taught my child to embrace her Mexican heritage, to love my first language, Spanish, to learn about Mexican history, music, folk art, food, and even the Mexican candy I grew up with. — Salma Hayek, Mexican-American actress
We think birth is a miracle and death is a tragedy, but really they’re flip sides of the same coin: anything born is gonna die. —Mario Van Peebles, Mexican-American actor
Mexico is a country which has experienced thousands of years of art and culture.
Preservation of one’s own culture does not require contempt or disrespect for other cultures. — Cesar Chavez, Mexican-American boxer
We’re all human, and part of being human is showing respect and support for others’ life choices. — Daniel Lubetzky, Mexican-American businessman
Here are some quotes about Mexican people, and sentiment about the unique Mexican culture. Most of them are Mexico quotes by Mexicans, but there are also some Mexico sayings from people who have visited Mexico and loved it.
Each Mexican has his own dream, and I’ve come to believe as long as we focus, you can accomplish anything you want. — Andy Ruiz Jr.
No one loves life more than we [Mexicans] do, in a way, because we are so conscious about death. So the preciousness of life, standing side by side, the one place we’re all going to.
What I’ve seen from keeping in touch as well as I can is that what I find so typical in Mexican culture is the helpfulness of the people to each other.
I think, at this point, that is the highest good and the highest we can hope for which is to be of help and use to each other wherever we are. — Alice Walker, American author of The Color Purple
One of the most notable traits of the Mexicans character is his willingness to contemplate horror: He is even familiar and complacent in his dealings with it.
I was born in Mexico, I grew up in Mexico, and along the way, I learned to love Mexico. I think anyone who has stepped foot on this land — not to mention all Mexican people — will agree that it’s not difficult to love Mexico. — Emiliano Salinas
In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you’ll be in big trouble. — Eva Longoria, Mexican-American actress
True love in Mexico isn’t between lovers; it’s between a parent and a child. Mexico is a very intense culture of sons adoring their mothers, and this is why I claim that Mexican culture is matriarchal.
Because the one constant, faithful, inviolable, holy love of loves, the love of your life is not your wife or your lover; it’s your mother. — Sandra Cisneros, Mexican-American writer
My sole ambition is to rid Mexico of the class that has oppressed her and given the people a chance to know what real liberty means. And if I could bring that about today by giving up my life, I would do it gladly. — Pancho Villa
The hard-working Mexican tries to get up here looking for opportunities because America’s one of the greatest countries in the world. — Andy Ruiz Jr.
Here are the most famous Mexican Independence Day quotes, said by Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, considered the father of the Mexican Revolution.
¡Viva la independencia! ¡Viva la América! ¡Muera el mal gobierno! (Long live independence! Long live America! Death to bad government!)
La lengua guarda al pescuezo (The tongue guards the neck)
Siendo contra los clamores de la naturaleza vender a los hombres, quedan abolidas las leyes. (Being against the claims of nature to sell to men, the laws are abolished.) — Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla
El indulto es para los criminales, no para los defensores de la patria. (The pardon is for criminals , not for defenders of the fatherland.) — Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla
One of the Latin Romance Languages, somehow, many proverbs sound like Mexican love quotes in Spanish! However, some are about the trials and tribulations of life. Below are the best Mexican sayings, along with the translated Mexican captions in English.
No eres lo que logras, eres lo que superas. (You are not what you achieve; you are what you surpass.)
El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (Jack of all trades, master of none.)
Mejor solo que mal acompañado. (Better alone than in bad company.)
Cuando no esperas nada, todo llega. (When you expect nothing, everything arrives.)
Barriga llena, corazón contento. (Full stomach, happy heart.)
Arrieros somos y en el camino andamos. (We are all mule drivers in the fields; we are all human beings making our way through life. Meaning: Don’t criticize or judge others. We are all subject to problems and failings.)
El camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente. (The shrimp that falls asleep is swept away by the current. Similar to: You snooze, you lose.)
Para todo mal, mezcal. Para todo bien, también. (For everything good, mezcal. For everything bad, also mezcal.)
Al mal tiempo, buena cara. (To bad times, a good face. Similar to: Put your best face forward.)
🦋 Soy mucha mariposa para tu estomago. (There are many butterflies in my stomach.) — Proverb from Mexico
Una cosa es el amor y el negocio es otra cosa. (Love is one thing, and business is another. Similar to: Don’t mix business and pleasure/love.)
Amor viejo, ni te olvido ni te dejo. (Old love, I neither forget you nor leave you.)
Ahogado el niño, tapando el pozo. (After the child drowns, they close the well. Meaning: It’s better to prevent a tragedy before it happens.)
El amor entra por los ojos. (Love comes through the eyes.)
No hay muerto malo, ni novia que no sea bonita. (There is no bad death, nor girlfriend who isn’t pretty.)
La casa no se reclina sobre la tierra, sino sobre una mujer. (The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman. Similar to: Women hold up half the sky.) — Traditional Mexican Proverb
This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.
Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran, Irish comedian
Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters. — Saru Singhal
It was too much tequila, or not quite enough. — Jimmy Buffett, American singer/songwriter
Deal with your wins and losses alike: With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.
…And no one drank just one shot of tequila. — Kristin Hanna
At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila. — Rachel Vincent, from Before I Wake
Señor Bourdain (RIP) is said to have fallen under the spell of Mexico! Check out Parts Unknown (Season 3, Episode 4) and No Reservations (Season 5, Episode 1) to see Anthony Bourdain in Mexico City , and all over the country.
In years of making television in Mexico, it’s one of the places we, as a crew, are happiest when the day’s work is over.
We’ll gather around a street stall and order soft tacos with fresh, bright, delicious salsas, drink cold Mexican beer , sip smoky mezcals , and listen with moist eyes to sentimental songs from street musicians.
We will look around and remark, for the hundredth time, what an extraordinary place this is. — Anthony Bourdain, from Under the Volcano
I’ve seen zero evidence of any nation on Earth other than Mexico even remotely having the slightest clue what Mexican food is about or even come close to reproducing it. It is perhaps the most misunderstood country and cuisine on Earth. — Anthony Bourdain, Godfather of Cool
Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed pope-mobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds?
Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taquerias mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once. — Anthony Bourdain
Mexico Fun Fact : In 2010, UNESCO declared Mexican food an “Intangible Cultural Heritage of Mankind. English translation: Mexican food is an international treasure worth preserving!
There was no way to do a Mexico quotes list without a separate section for the best Mexican food quotes — so here they are:
It becomes evident, when the glorious plunge is taken, that to cook and eat Mexican food is to celebrate sensuality in every great chamber of this textured, perfumed, delicious, beautiful, and memorable gastronomic antiquity. — Richard Condon
I’m convinced that anyone who doesn’t like Mexican food is a psychopath.
When it’s done properly, taco should be a verb. — Jonathan Gold, LA Times food critic
Mexican food is way more than the bastardized burritos and nachos you pick up at window #2. — Anna Starostinetskaya, VegNews Magazine
The pervasive fact about Mexican food is that it is not only for people who like to eat; it is, even more so if such a thing were possible, for people who like to cook. — Richard Condon
If you had to decide between being given a million dollars and eating tacos , which would you choose — Corn or flour?
Mexican food is an aphrodisiac which excites the passion for living. It courts, seduces, ravishes, then cherishes all five senses…
So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food and drink beer and make friends? That’s the question. If we can do that on a broader scale, I think we’ll come out of it all right. — Sandra Day O’Connor, former U.S. Supreme Court Justice on how to bring the nation together 🌮➕🍺 = ❤️
Long ago, she and I agreed on the merits of Mexican food. It is, we decided, earthy food, festive food, happy food, celebration food. It is, in short, peasant food raised to the level of high and sophisticated art. — Craig Claiborne, Foreword to The Essential Cuisines of Mexico by Diana Kennedy
On a personal note, I moved to Mexico after visiting Mexico City 😍 It will always hold a special places in my heart, even though I now live in Merida, Mexico , in the Yucatan Peninsula. However, these quotes about Mexico City help me reminisce with fondness.
The Aztecs believe they started up in what’s now New Mexico, and wandered for 10,000 years before they got down into where they are now, in Mexico City. That’s a weird legend. — Jerry Pournelle
I feel absolutely no threat or fear in Mexico City. — Michael Nyman
I’ve always thought Mexico City was incredibly dynamic.
I was born in Mexico; I am from Mexico City. — Paulina Rubio, Mexican singer
Taking it as a whole, Mexico is a grand city, and, as Cortes truly said, Its situation is marvelous. — Edward Burnett Tylor
Really, Mexico City has always be
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