You're greeted by Dr. Beanis, a mad scientist who wants to create the perfect army of cats to take over the world, defeat diseases, and stop wars. You are his genetic engineer. You collect stray cats, pair them up in your house, get offspring with mutations, and send this fluffy horde into dungeons for food, money, and treasures. There's no full-fledged plot — there's dark humor, grotesque characters, and an endless loop of "bred cats — sent them to fight — came back with loot."
Gameplay (Pokémon for perverted adults)
The main hook is genetics. You crossbreed cats to get offspring with the best traits: some inherit strength, some inherit disease, some inherit a mutation with a human mouth that gives a bonus to attack. Every cat retires after an adventure (literally grows old), so you're constantly breeding new fighters. There's even inbreeding — you can crossbreed relatives, but kittens will start being born sick.
Battles are turn-based, on a grid, like in Final Fantasy Tactics or Into the Breach. Positioning, weather, landscape — everything matters. Over 10 classes (warrior, mage, necromancer, hunter, priest), each with 75 unique skills that are given out randomly at the start of a run. Plus 900+ items, each with pros and cons. For example, a hat with an AI gives a stat boost but takes away control — the cat starts acting dumb under computer control.
The Spice (You almost broke the game, and it's fun)
Players share stories about accidentally breaking their own runs. One guy gave a necromancer the "Flesh Golem" skill, which summons an ally at the cost of the whole team's health. His cat got captured by an enemy Infested Kitten (the "Possession" skill), the necromancer under enemy control cast the golem — and it started summoning new golems on the enemy's side. Each turn the AI spent 5 minutes trying to place endless golems on the field. Classic McMillen.
Release date: Feb 10, 2026
Developer: Edmund McMillen
Interface: Englich
Voice-over: None
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You can unpack the multi-volume RAR archive (consisting of several parts) using the WinRAR program or online services. It is important that all volumes (files) are in the same folder. If at least one volume is missing, full unpacking is not possible.
In Windows
Using WinRAR:
Open WinRAR and go to the directory where the split RAR volumes are located.
Right-click on the first volume and select "WinRAR" → "Extract here".
WinRAR will automatically detect the remaining volumes and merge the split RAR files into the source file.
Important: it is wrong not to unpack each part of the archive separately.
