Mets' Curse Haunts Marlins' 2023 Season
Mets Vs Marlins'The Curse of the Fish: A True Crime Mystery in the Marlins-Mets Rivalry'
Dateline: Miami, FL – October 2023
The Miami Marlins and New York Mets have long been divisional foes, but in 2023, their rivalry took a dark turn—one that would leave fans questioning whether something more sinister was at play.
The Incident
On a humid September night at loanDepot Park, the Marlins were clinging to playoff hopes when star pitcher Sandy Alcántara—reigning Cy Young winner—mysteriously collapsed on the mound. Not from an injury. Not from exhaustion. But from what team doctors later called 'acute, unexplained dizziness.'
The Marlins lost the game. And then the next five.
The Pattern Emerges
As the Mets surged toward a Wild Card spot, Miami’s key players began dropping like flies:
Luis Arraez, batting .380, suddenly developed 'vision problems' after a series in Queens.
Jazz Chisholm Jr., the electrifying center fielder, was a late scratch with 'food poisoning' after eating at a New York hotel.
Even manager Skip Schumaker was hit with a bizarre 'dugout fall' that left him with a concussion.
Coincidence? Or something more?
The Suspects
The Mysterious Man in the Blue Jacket – Multiple Marlins players reported seeing an unfamiliar figure lurking near their clubhouse during the Mets series. Described as 'wearing a Mets cap but not a stadium employee.'
The Cursed Baseball – After Alcántara’s collapse, video showed a ballboy handing him a ball that… wasn’t an MLB-issued ball. Forensic analysis (okay, Twitter sleuths) claimed it had a strange residue.
The Syndicate – Rumors swirled that a gambling ring, desperate for the Mets to make the playoffs, had infiltrated the Marlins’ staff.
The Cover-Up?
MLB officials dismissed the claims as 'paranoid speculation.' But then, a shocking revelation: A Mets clubhouse attendant was quietly fired after the season for 'unauthorized access to opponent facilities.'
The Aftermath
The Marlins missed the playoffs. The Mets snuck in. And to this day, Miami fans whisper about The Curse of the Fish—a shadowy force that derailed their season.
Was it sabotage? Bad luck? Or just another chapter in baseball’s strangest unsolved mysteries?
The case remains open.
(This story is a fictional true-crime-style parody. Probably.)
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