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For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
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Usually porn parodies seem content with just cosplay, but not this Metal Gear Solid one. It’s really gone the extra mile.
Dubbed Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (heh), this is the latest game themed endeavour from the folks behind the Overwatch dirty movie and the FF15 skin flick .
Besides groan-inducing puns like “Diamond Dongs”, it’s the production value that stands out.
In The Phantom Peen , there is decent enough CG for this kind of thing.
Locations kinda match up with MGSV . (Though, that cardboard is terrible.)
The cardboard, however, could be better.
I mean, they don’t need effects like this.
Oh, let’s not forget the hardcore sex. There’s that, too. Check out the safe-for-work trailer below:
Originally from Texas, Ashcraft has called Osaka home since 2001. He has authored six books, including most recently, The Japanese Sake Bible .
Given the degrading quality of blockbuster films, with the simultaneous quantum leaps in porn production values, I predict that adult films will be superior to cinema films by 2023.
They even got a cashmere goat in there, if I hear Miller tell me about cashmere goats one more time……..
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James Davenport
February 07, 2017
Brazzers' videogame-inspired 'material' continues apace, but should they have gone with Snake Eater instead?
Brazzers, the folks that recently stepped up their gaming parody output with an Overwatch porn ripoff , are back with something, well, even more obvious: Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen. Finally, a porn film designed to satisfy those of us with a very specific fetish for consensual fulton-play.
Check out the trailer above for a mostly safe-for-work (depending on where you work) trailer featuring decent cosplay, awful acting, and terrible dialogue (what did you expect?). See below for a sample of the dialogue excellence on offer.
The most striking thing about the trailer is its attention to reproducing details of MGS. The codec sequences look like codec sequences, the tiny UI frills like the orange triangle denoting tagged enemies are there, and the world map even reflects the actual interface from The Phantom Pain. That said, I'm not sure whether I'd press pause in the middle of a sit down with The Phantom Peen to prep a scathing indictment of its numerous inaccuracies. Priorities, you know? It just looks like someone on the crew is actually a real fan of the series. So I guess there's that.
While we won't be reviewing The Phantom Peen in the coming days (unless Tim decrees a change of editorial plan), but The Phantom Pain was our Game of the Year back in 2015. If any of that greatness rubbed off on the porn parody, perhaps one of you will let us know.
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