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A compromise for couples who want different amounts of sex.
My boyfriend and I are in our mid-twenties, love each other, and have been living together for two years. We have good sex once a week. I have a low libido, and I always have. But my sweet boyfriend needs more than once a week. Every once in a while, he brings up the fact that he’d like to have more sex. This conversation always goes the same way: He tells me, I start crying, he feels terrible for making me cry, we both wind up feeling like shit.
I’m pretty sure that the solution is for me to jump my sexy boyfriend more often. But I don’t know how. I know I have an inner vixen buried somewhere inside me. I would appreciate any suggestions you have.
If you’ve been to the doc and ruled out a hormonal imbalance, WWM, and made sure that whatever birth-control method you’re using isn’t decimating your libido, your best bet is to accept that this is just the way you work for now — you may surprise yourself when you hit your sexual peak in a few years — and find some middle ground.
Let’s say your boyfriend wants it four times a week and you can only “get into it” once a week. I’m not going to tell you that it’s as simple as splitting the difference — have sex twice a week! everybody loses! — because that advice, which is pretty standard for couples in your situation, is fucking useless. Inevitably, sex falls back to the frequency preferred by the person with the lower libido — just the boyfriend loses! — but having been promised more sex, the higher-libido partner’s sense of resentment spikes, there are more tearful talks, and the relationship invariably ends.
Here’s what you should do instead: You commit to great sex at least once a week. He deals. But you also commit to making sure your boyfriend is well and thoroughly milked — with your cheerful assistance — at least three additional times a week. You commit to being his full-blown sex partner once a week and his life-size, ambulatory masturbatory aide at least three times a week.
How would that work? Well, let’s say you’re not up for sex on Wednesday because you had sex last Sunday. But he’s horny. So you plop your twat down on his face and let him eat you out while he beats off. It’ll take ten minutes. Then let’s say he’s horny again on Friday, but you’re just not feeling it. So you treat him to a handjob while you rub your tits in his face. Another 10 minutes. And let’s say he wakes up horny on Saturday morning. So you sit on the edge of the bed, have him kneel between your open legs, and pull his face into your crotch while you tell him how thoroughly you’re going to fuck the shit out of him tomorrow, on Sunday, when you’re finally horny again.
As a special bonus, WWM, you may find that once the pressure is off — once you’re not expected to have or want sex but just expected to help out your horny boyfriend — your libido occasionally kicks in and you’re inspired to jump him. Or not. Either way, the pressure is off, you’re having great sex at least once a week, and he sees you making a sincere effort to keep his balls drained and him happy. Everybody wins.
I am a single, young, professional gal who likes to party until the break of dawn. This weekend, I went out with a group. One of the guys, who I liked as a friend but was not attracted to, was at first cordial. But he became aggressive on the dance floor. He kept grabbing me by the hips and pulling me closer. He seemed to think my proper response was to turn around and start humping his leg. Is there some unspoken understanding that I am unaware of that grinding on a guy’s leg on the dance floor does not mean that a girl is interested in him? Is this just the way people dance now? If so, am I a prude for not wanting to rub my genitals on a guy I have no interest in? If not, then I need help with what to say if this happens again!
One of two things was going on, GISE: For fear of seeming unfriendly, you sent signals that Dancer Boy innocently mistook for mild interest, and he attempted to get things started, as the kids used to say, on the dance floor; or, Dancer Boy knew you weren’t interested but sensed that you, like many young women, were socialized to be polite and deferential to men and knowingly manipulated you into a situation that made you feel uncomfortable.
The next time someone touches you on the dance floor in a way that makes you uncomfortable, GISE, here’s what you do: no smiles, no dancing away, no polite attempts to deflect his attention. Stop dancing, make eye contact, shake your head slowly back and forth, and clearly mouth the word “NO.” Then go back to dancing in whatever manner and in whatever space and with whatever partner you choose. And if the same guy attempts to pull you onto his ass after you’ve given him the stop-stand-stare “NO,” GISE, do all women everywhere a favor and kick him in the nuts.
I am a 27-year-old hetero female. My new boyfriend is 24 and kinky. Before I met him, I had never been bound or spanked or had any kind of sex that was not “vanilla.” I have enjoyed everything we have done and I trust him. Now he wants anal sex. He has what I think is an average dick — based on the three others I’ve seen — but I’m afraid that it will be painful. Am I a big baby?
I order you to start having anal sex with your boyfriend immediately, ANAL. Tons of anal — but without letting your boyfriend’s cock come anywhere near your ass, ‘kay?
In other words: yes to anal, no to dick. Think tongues, lubed-up fingers, very small toys, and smooth, clean vibrators used non-insertively (which is fancy sex-advice talk for “lay the vibrator on your asshole, don’t shove it the fuck in”). If you find that you enjoy other kinds of anal sex — and you will — your boyfriend’s dick may start to look like a shiny new toy, or an enticing upgrade option, and not the intimidating asshammer that it appears to be now.
But for this to work, your boyfriend has to swear on a stack of Jack Morin’s Anal and Pleasure & Health that he will pleasure your ass, and get you off, without attempting to rush you or pressure you into dick-in-ass buttfucking until you decide you’re ready.
Per your column last week: When a man puts his balls in someone’s ass, it’s referred to as “putting the dog in the bathtub,” because it’s so hard to accomplish.
It might amuse me, Kevin, if so many readers weren’t absolutely furious about the advice I gave the woman freaked out about her partner’s request to stuff his balls in her. You can read their outraged letters — and my feeble attempts to respond — at EastBayExpress.com .


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As the old saying goes: if you can’t do it yourself, have someone do it for you. But what’s a guy to do if no one’s available to give you some oral pleasure? 
Well, you’re in luck because thankfully, the 15 best blowjob machines are available on the market and they’re the next best thing to a human mouth.
Here are our top 15 picks for automatic dick sucker sex toys!
Now, if you’re looking for a blowjob machine that can provide an experience that’s as close to the real deal as possible, then look no further than the top blowjob machine of 2022: the Autoblow AI!
We cannot overstate how amazing this futuristic male sex toy is, considering that it’s the only automatic blowjob machine that has preset modes based on real-life data derived from what men like about getting an old-fashioned. Better yet, the Autoblow AI has a whopping 10 preset BJ settings that range from “coy cock kissing” to “throat-busting BJ”.  
Kudos to the developers of the Autoblow AI, too, as they managed to execute this blowjob machine’s concept impressively. The overall construction might not be as compact or visually pleasing as other male sex toys out there, but it more than makes up for that misgiving by being one hell of a durable toy and having a battery life that can last you a long time.
Suffice it to say that the Autoblow AI isn’t a one-and-done dick-sucking machine that you have to recharge after you bust that nut; you just have to clean up the sleeve after each session, and then you’re good to go for another hummer!
All in all, you won’t find a better blowjob machine right now than the Autoblow AI. In fact, this model has got us even more excited for the eventual Autoblow AI 2.0 that might be released in the future! 
If you’re looking for a blowjob machine that requires little to no fuss and provides you with a whole lot of pleasure, then the Fleshlight Universal Launch is the perfect dick-sucking machine for you.
This male sex toy allows you to customize your BJs in a variety of ways, since it’s compatible with most Fleshlights , from the FleshJack Boys to the Stamina Training Unit.
It also does 250 strokes per minute!
The only problems with this blowjob toy are how its battery requires a relatively long charging time and that it’s not waterproof. Don’t get it twisted, though: it’s water-resistant, which means it can handle your load, but just don’t submerge it in water.
As with other Lovense products, this blowjob simulator toy can be activated with the use of their app and allows you to program how you want this male masturbator to suck the stress out of you.
Additionally, you can even use the app remotely wherever you are, so it’s perfect if you’re in a long-distance relationship and need some hot service.
Yes, it has factory settings if you want a quick robot blow job experience, but they’re too generic; the real fun is when you start customizing this male sex toy’s functions, whether you want it deep and fast or you want a lingering deepthroat type of feel.
This is an automatic blowjob machine that won’t require you to use your hands during the whole milking process— save for putting it on, of course. The result is an experience that comes as close to a real blowjob as possible.
The Quickshot Launch is a blowjob machine that only requires you to hold on to the side handles, which also include this sex toy’s controls for stroke speed and sucking sensation, and just let all your problems melt away while it does its job (pun intended).
At up to 250 strokes per minute , did we mention?
The only downside? The FQL is a relatively pricey device. However, this male masturbator basically pays for itself once you attach it to your willy.
A blowjob machine is all well and good, but they’re not always as affordable or as handy as a blowjob sex toy like the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan.
Whereas your regular blowjob robot relies on motors and controls, the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan puts its money almost entirely on high-quality materials that simulate both a mouth and a vagina at the same time.
Yup, this is a pocket pussy, and it’s one that has a 5-inch soft, realistic canal that’s simply a cut above the rest. 
The F1S Developer’s Kit proves that blowjob sex toys don’t have to be cumbersome units. This handy blowjob toy is packed with features all in a package that you can easily carry around with you.
You can even control this sex toy with one hand!
The outer body of this blowjob toy is made of aluminum for lightweight durability; inside, you get textured and curved materials that feel all too real; and there’s a window panel for some visual stimulation while you use it.
All in all, the F1S Developer’s Kit is one of the best blowjob sex toys if you need a high-performing masturbator on the go. It’s also very popular with kinky couples.
Big boys need love, too, and the TENGA Ultra Size Onacup is the best option for you guys who are extra-large sausage holders out there. 
Although not a blowjob robot—this is one of those traditional blowjob simulators— the TENGA is more than capable of giving you a nice realistic BJ nonetheless.
You’re going to love how it’s got a lube reservoir that dispenses it inside the Onacup for an easy, pleasurable feel. And the 6.25” canal is made up of varying textures of bumps and nubs that give you that nice real-life BJ sensation.
It might start off a bit tight, though, but that feeling easily disappears with a couple of uses.
The Kiiroo KEON is the future of cock sucking machines, as per the company’s advertisement. And when you find out what an automatic blowjob machine like this can do, you’re probably going to be convinced of that statement.
This is one of the best sex toys to have if you don’t mind still making minimal use of your hands while milking your one-eyed snake. 
Apart from that, though, everything else is golden here: it’s got an ergonomic design for easy handling; controls that are one-hand friendly; and a cool futuristic LED light system for visual appeal.
It’s like if Cyberpunk 2077 had cock toys.
Forget all the VR gimmicks from the other blow job machines in the market today – TENGA has found you a way to strike a balance between kinky technology and traditional masturbation simulators with the Black Flip Hole.
This little masturbatory gadget combines everything great about TENGA’s Ultra Size Onacup with some nifty advanced features that let you control the intensity and stroke of the canal. You can even use it without an erection – great for men with ED!
Oh, and it even comes with a free packet of lube, which is a nice touch.
The Hummer Plus BJ Masturbator is a total beast of a BJ machine, there’s no doubt about it.
Despite its rather cumbersome size and overall design—what with all the wires and remotes—you’re going to find that this is one toy that’s stuffed with some of the best automatic features for a hands-free experience like no other.
Well, you’re getting a whopping 15 settings with this machine, along with 10 more vibration settings that let you create more than 100 variations for your masturbatory pleasure. Everything’s remote-controlled here, save for the suction that’s attached to the main device.
The Kiiroo Onyx+ is one of the most futuristic sex toys for some nice simulated oral sex.
With a sleek design and user-friendly interface, you’re going to find that the Kiiroo Onyx+ is one of the best options if you’re looking for the most interactive BJ toy experience out there. 
That’s mainly thanks to both its VR app compatibility and content-pairing features that let you “ride along” with your favorite virtual reality porn , its affiliated sex chat sites, and erotic VR content.
Don’t let its looks fool you: the ZOLO Automatic Penis Masturbator is a great option if you’re looking for a BJ toy that’s just enough to give you a realistic sensation but not too primitive to be just a simple pocket pussy.
This is a vibrating masturbator that’s straight to the point: it’s got a couple of settings to choose from; an adjustable suction cup that’s shaped—you guessed it—in the form of a hot mouth; and the whole thing is rechargeable via USB.
Perfect for the man who likes to make a night out of their wank sessions, the Kiiroo Titan VR experience is a blowjob machine that gives you the most detailed and immersive masturbatory experience possible.
You can either use this gadget to sync with erotic content or, if you have a partner, connect it remotely for some mutual long-distance fun.
And although it’s not necessarily a hands-free experience, you’re going to love how the Kiiroo Titan VR sex toy set comes with a sleek and feature-packed handheld automatic male vibrator .
For a totally hands-free masturbation experience, you can’t go wrong with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III. This handy toy is touted as a “Guybrator”, with features specifically made for male sexual stimulation.
In other words, it vibrates your cock .
The Hot Octopuss Pulse III makes use of strategically placed oscillations with the use of their patented PulsePlate technology, which you can control using a couple of buttons on the side of the device. 
It’s also waterproof and has a magnetic USB charging bay, too, so it’s pretty easy to charge, clean, and use in all different scenarios.
If you like the idea of a blowjob simulator, but you can’t afford one right now, maybe you should try a much cheaper manual alternative like the LoveHoney head Master Double Penis Stroker.
At less than $12 , this fun little penis toy is not going to break the bank – though it’s a little on the tight side, so maybe give it a miss if you’re well-endowed.
Blowjob machines are motorized penis toys that require batteries or electricity to operate. Most of these toys are also VR porn and smartphone-enabled , which allows its users to sync their devices with erotic videos and sites.
Male masturbator sex toys, on the other hand, are more traditional. They’re analog devices that simply make use of lubricant and silicone (or other rubber or plastic materials) to simulate a vagina, mouth, or anus in order to give its users a realistic sensation.
The Quickshot Launch is a hands-free oral sex machine that gives its users one of the most realistic BJ experiences available today. 
Apart from its soft and real-feel materials, the QL also allows for a variety of settings and strokers that let you customize how you want to masturbate.
It can also stroke your penis up to 250 times per minute !
Manufacturers equip their respective machines with their own cleaning instructions, but here are a few tips that you should keep in mind:
How you clean your device depends on the material used. 
For example, silicone simply requires rubbing it with a damp soapy cloth.. However, other materials may require that you use a specialized cleaner.
Unless it’s explicitly stated that your machine is waterproof, never dip it in water. 
The safest choice here, as mentioned, is cleaning your machine with a cloth that’s been dampened with soapy water.
If not specifically included in the instructions, the best way to store your blowjob machine is to cover it in cloth. 
If it has numerous detachable components, make sure to provide ample storage for each before covering them.
We’ve looked at many great blowjob machines here today, but which ones are worth your hard-earned cash?
Models like the Fleshlight Universal Launch , Kiiroo Onyx+ , or the F1S Developer’s Kit provide you with state-of-the-art fap sessions that are immersive and stimulating, stroking your penis so you don’t have to. 
On the other hand, manual masturbators like the TENGA Ultra Size or the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan provide you with a quick and simple way to orgasm without needing to read a manual before jerking off.
Whatever the case may be, you’re in for a treat with any of these men’s sex toys. Enjoy!
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