Men Asshole Pictures
![](/file/13a3b9e931c19ca98e655.gif)
⚡ ALL INFORMATION CLICK HERE 👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻
Men Asshole Pictures
Now Reading 30 Real Photos Of Men's Butts (NSFW)
This article was originally published on December 1, 2014. Last month, PAPER magazine attempted to " break the Internet " with its by-now-infamous photographs of Kim Kardashian's naked derrière. We're of the opinion that all butts are worth celebrating; back in September, we shared our unfiltered, unretouched photos of 30 women's behinds — you know, in case you'd forgotten what un-Photoshopped butts really look like.
The lady-butts were beautiful, and you asked for a shoot of men's backsides, too. Now, we've heeded your booty call. Ahead, 30 men show off their behinds and tell us how they really feel about them — from proud to indifferent to insecure. Men's butts may not always undergo the same scrutiny or Photoshopping that women's butts do, but unrealistic physical standards affect dudes, too. When the guy-butts we see on a daily basis are mostly (if not entirely) of the greased-up, tighty-whitey-clad, underwear-model variety, we lose sight — literally — of the glorious variety of this essential body part.
As one of our butt models so wisely put it, "We can't all have a butt like Kim Kardashian. Not even Kim Kardashian." Amen. Click through for booty shots you won't find on a billboard.
Photographed by Jonathan Schoonover
It’s Your Last Chance To Put Your Aching Muscles Out Of The...
I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent the last two years developing some serious aches and pains (she writes, hunched over her laptop on the c
Into Natural Remedies? This Traditional Chinese Medicine Line Is ...
In Refinery29’s Talking Shop series, we’re chatting with owners of up-and-coming small businesses about their experiences launching, the big ch
The Abortion Rights Fight Is On, & Black Women Are Still On The F...
On Friday June 24, 2022, Roe v. Wade was overturned, restricting abortion access across the country. That’s the painful reality. I’m not here to fearmo
Megababe’s Geo Deo Keeps My Body Odor At Bay
I’ve largely associated Megababe with its best-selling anti-chafing Thigh Rescue. After trying it last year, it quickly beat out just about any other
There’s a scene from Mad Men that I think about a lot. Peggy Olson, the young copywriter, is confidently delivering a pitch to an important client. The c
I Resented Caring For My Sick Dad Until I Became Ill
Tiny morsels of coconut shrimp lodged in my throat and wouldn’t budge. My eyes grew wide. I drank water fast, desperate to get the food down — the liqu
Get 47% Off Our Favorite Affordable Bidet During Tushy’s Sale
Super Sale Alert: The Tushy Classic 3.0 is on sale for $69 (originally $129) when you buy two or more with promo code SIXNINEDAY. A few months ag
Top Athletes Get Real About Their Periods
Yes, My Emotional Support Object Is My Water Bottle
Yes, the rumors are true. I — a 28 year-old woman with a full-time job, a solo car insurance policy, and not one but two gym memberships — still sleep
Waist Beads Helped Me Fall Back In Love With My Body
As long as I can remember waist beads have been a symbol of pride, femininity, tradition and heritage. I grew up in Nigeria and the delicate accessory worn
As the Fat Daughter of Immigrants, Dieting was a Toxic Component ...
When I was around eight years old, I had a pink and purple diary with scalloped pages. On its hard-plastic cover, there was an anthropomorphic bear dressed
No, The Curvy Latina Ideal Isn’t Healthier than Other Beaut...
There’s a memory that I’ve never been able to shake. I’m seven years old, standing in front of my 13-inch TV, watching the music video for Big Pu
SmugMug + Flickr .
Connecting people through photography.
About
Jobs
Blog
Developers
Guidelines
Report abuse
Privacy
Terms
Help forum
English
SmugMug + Flickr .
Connecting people through photography.
FingerRings--> SFU - Mammon Rings (Box) @ Six Feet Under MainStore
Bracelets--> Badwolf - Sten Bracelets (ADD) @ Man Cave Event
when i get bored i just give myself tattoos and take pictures with them
So.. hit me up if you need or want to be f&f.
The unfortunate sight that awaited me when I got back to my truck after the weekend. They just wanted to break something, took the relays out of the fuse box so the motor would not start.
How do I feel right now?? If I find him I would like to break one finger a week for 10 weeks, not decided if it will be a new one every time..............
my parents told me i could be anything so i became an asshole lmfao
the thrown rock was a bullseye on baldie's head.
James steps away from the keyboard and busts out the guitar for a performance of a new song, Anonymous Asshole, about those spineless cowards that post comments on internet forums - they know who they are. Scotty J on bass and Storm in stripes.
The color was pretty good on this but I liked the crisp energy of B+W, and thought I'd shift it sepia-ward just for a contrast to the red red red of Dante's lighting.
This was from the 21 April 2010 Storm and WTF? show featuring Eric McFadden and the Crazy Enough band, with guests including an amazing classical guitar player and Stephanie Smith of Kleveland.
In the right-turn lane, next to a curb painted red, and a sign that says "NO STOPPING ANY TIME." But he had his hazard lights on, so I guess it's okay.
I'll give everyone three guesses as to who's drone is intruding in my shot. Definitely worth the 400 mile drive from Maine to get this. Fortunately, I got another shot without fuckface's drone in it, but seriously...
→ Hurry Hurry at The Men Jail until the 28th~!
♦Backdrop: [Box] Fatpack The Diversity - The Bearded Guy
The Doors - The Diversity - The Bearded Guy
↨ More gorgeous products~! Check them out~
[Kres] Iconic headbands - Asshole -
Now at the mainstore, check out the gachas ♥
♦NEW: Junk Food - Equal 10 Skittles & Liquor Bottles
♦ +FATHER+ - Tintable Heart Freckles - OMEGA ONLY
asshole boypussy booty femboy sissyboy
I drew this just now.. it's how Trump makes me feel!
I'm protecting myself with a Susan Richards (The Invisible Woman) type force field...and Trump is trying with all his might to smash thru it! 😦
Bad, bad Christmas. Wife and I both caught nasty colds in the week before Christmas. Christmas Eve, we went to the wife's brother's house for dinner. Took dyspeptic father in-law with us, and one granddaughter as well as daughter-in law in process of divorcing our son. Good food. Father-in-law had nothing to say and couldn't wait to go home. They had to force him to stay. As soon as we started eating, I felt a pain in my jaw, running from the ear down to the chin. Thought it was just a muscle cramp, but it didn't go away.
The father-in-law drove his car to our house from Fresno, as we live about midway between Fresno and Visalia, where the dinner was. Then wife and I drove f-i-l to dinner in his car. Wife's brother decides (rightfully so I guess) that 96 year old dad shouldn't be driving at night and it had begun to rain as well. (Truth is, f-i-l should not be driving at all. Ever). So, we hatch a scheme whereby I drive pops home and wife will go with daughter-in-law and granddaughter. F-i-l is not happy. So we take off with brother in law in followup vehicle so he can pick me up in Fresno and drive me the 25 miles back to Kingsburg. We get to Veteran's home where f-i-l resides, and I park his car and he goes inside. As we're leaving, I see f-i-l's parked car with the lights on. SHIT! I run back in and catch f-i-l before he has entered his room. Get the key and try to return through the building which we had entered. Doors locked. Rain starts. I'm pounding on door. Security guard shows up. I get in and run out to car in rain. Turn off lights and return key. Now I'm not only pissed off, but wet too. We get to my house, and brother-in-law let's me off. I had given my keys to the wife when we left, and she had not returned them. She hadn't come home yet (yeah, I guess she was having fun :-(). So in the rain I'm digging through a flower bed in the dark, looking for the damn stone thing that has a key in it. Would any burglar with half a brain not be able to find these things and use the key? Well, I can't find it because it's dark. Finally get in the house. Mood not good. Jaw aching.
Christmas morning it's breakfast at 7:30. Good food, but can't much enjoy as dyspeptic f-i-l is being his miserable self, and I'm in pain. Presents opened we go home and I hit the sack. That afternoon we were due to have lunch at a nice restaurant in Fresno with son, his now love, grandkids, and--you guessed it-- dyspeptic f-i-l. Once again the pain kept me from enjoying the good food. Son gives me socks for present. I note that when you stretch them out, it starts to look like an asshole. Then the obvious made itself known. It IS an asshole.
Finally home by 6 p.m. and Christmas is over. But the pain gets worse and worse and by now the right side of my face is swollen up like a rotten watermelon. Visions of root canals were pleasant compared to the other potentials. Like would I be the next Elephant Man with a football growing from my head? Oh, I was thinking the worst. Believe it. The pain got so bad that I couldn't stop shaking and became nauseous. The wife calls Kaiser advice nurse. Run through the history, and then she wants to know if I have a fever. Wife cannot find a thermometer. (It just gets better and better, doesn't it). So, seven or eight at night on Christmas Day the wife heads out the door and hits a couple of neighbor's houses. Nobody answers. I guess they were all out having fun, while I was experiencing the wrath meted out to non-believers on Christmas. Wife gets in car and drives to daughter-in-laws for thermometer. Get's back and now we get a call from the doctor in the ER at Kaiser. Fever is just 100.5. Doctor makes an appointment for me the next morning with my regular physician, and advises that if I have a fever--any fever--I'm to come in to the ER, which is 35 or so miles away. By now, I'm thinking the only way I'm moving is if someone comes in and carries my carcass out of the house. So we took a chance. The night was long, but made bearable by the powerful painkillers the wife has. Without them, I would have had no choice but the ER.
Doctor says she doesn't think it's and abscessed tooth and not a tumor. It's good to know that a tumor will generally not provide the experience of excruciating pain. And that's the good news.
Today the swelling is way down. They injected me with antibiotics, and set me on a ten day course of oral antibiotics. Still painful to touch right side of face, but I'm a very happy camper.
And this post is about the first thing I've accomplished since the whole episode began unfolding.
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas or Fabulous Festivus or whatever.
Sorry to write bummer stories at the time of year when you all are celebrating the birth of Jesus and are full of hope for 2019. But on the bright side, it all seems to be getting better. All, except a certain POTUS, which I'm trying to ignore at least until we get into the new year.
koala avatars are from Gacha Garden!
Around the globe, in every city there are parts of the neighborhood that's looking a little worse for wear. Abandoned, for one reason or another, and usually occupied by house-squatting hippies, the cool kids on the block or homeless people... And now, also, the mob. Exploiting the privacy and the opportunity to stay under radar they've got eyes on these little hidden treasures, serving as a sanctuary to be found only by those who knows it exists. -Usually right under the nose of the city residents and the police.
These properties are owned by a shell company, within another shell company that is owned by people no one's ever heard of, one of them is 'Alexander Smith', the 'accountant' of a small company which name is of little importance.
What all these houses have in common is that despite the decaying building, the doors are sealed. And can only be opened by a very specific keycard.
If you've been given this keycard, and have found one of it's matching doors. It will let you in, the inside of the building will not match the exterior, and there will be armed guards. Perhaps one, two or four. And you can be sure the working staff are armed too. They'll also want to see your keycard. - But once you're in, you're in.
-It is a neutral zone. You do not have to like all the guests but you will respect them within the premises, each and everyone of them is here because someone trusts them.
-We will not take your weapons, but be well aware that using them in here will result in a lifetime ban from the establishment and punishment will follow.
-Every patron is invited, and the one inviting you will be held responsible if you break any of the (very few) rules, and tasked with dealing out the proper punishment.
Location: Il Gheto | Speakeasy RP Gateway | Il Toro Mafia Club
Bar inside ARIA that I can't describe as anything other than a bunch of assholes, but at least it was pretty inside
Last modified: June 30th, 2018 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: May 9th, 2015 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: September 14th, 2016 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: May 9th, 2015 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: May 9th, 2015 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: May 9th, 2015 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: May 9th, 2015 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: May 9th, 2015 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: January 19th, 2016 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
Last modified: May 9th, 2015 by Men's FAQ - Dr. Vavere
This section is devoted for publishing various penis pictures including such sections as small and big penises as well foreskin and other types of pictures such as genital disorders and curvate penises and not limited to all type...
Hello Men’s FAQ. I am 18 years old (as of recently, this past September), and I am 6′ 2″, weighing in at between 160 and 165 pounds. The most accurate measurement I have yielded for the length of my erect penis...
An email from anonymous person:
What do you think my size? Curve? What can I do to straighten it out or make it longer? I’m a student and can’t afford to buy anything now or to get on any plans, but something as...
We have sent couple pictures, however, details where very limited. It looks like it is 4 – 4.5 inches short penis. Unfortunately, the angle and quality of picture is very bad and not having full details it is difficult to...
So yeah this is my penis. Im 18 years old about 6 feet tall and 225 pounds. My penis is about 6.75-7 inches erect with 5 inches of girth. Its around 3.5-5 inches when it isnt erect. I have never had sex but look i forward to it...
This was another shy person, who sent in pictures. From the looks of it, it easily could be 8 inches long penis. It is well above average and this guy is hung like horse.
This guy is well blessed.
We had this very strange picture sent in. Due the bad quality it suggests it is fake but still, what you see is probably 11 – 12 inches and that’s way too much for any women.
Hey mens Faqs. I am 19 years old I weigh 140 pds and 6 ft tall.
Penis size: Flaccid state is 2.5″ Erect roughly 5.5″ Girth 12cm (4.9inch) which I just measured other day with string. You can see estimate in size as...
Hey Men’s FAQ! I am 19 years old, am about 6’1″ and weigh approximately 155 pounds. When flaccid, my penis is about 5.5-6 inches long and when erect, about 9 inches long, with a very slight downward...
Good morning I am 37 years old, 5′ 10″ tall, 200 lbs. My penis is 7.5″ long and 6″ in girth. I think I have a good size penis, I haven’t had a complaint yet. Maybe I’ve been lucky that the...
Copyright © 2015. Powered by WordPress .
Suicide Hotline Gets New, 3-Digit Number
A Trainer Shared His Top Tip for Bicep Workouts
Noah Schnapp Confirms Will Byers' Sexuality
The Best 5 Stretches for Airplane Travel
34 Gifts Your Groomsmen Will Actually Keep
Our Sex Columnist Answers 20 Personal Questions
My Wife Doesn’t Want to Orgasm. Is That Normal?
Zachary Zane
Zachary Zane is a Brooklyn-based writer, speaker, and activist whose work focuses on lifestyle, sexuality, and culture. He was formerly the digital associate editor at OUT Magazine and currently has a queer cannabis column, Puff Puff YASS, at Civilized.
This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
The 15 Best Lubes for All Kinds of Sex
Temperature Play Is the Hottest Thing to Try
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
The 25 Best Men's Health Sex Tips Ever
26 Foreplay Tips to Make Sex Even Better
17 Women on Why They Actually Love Giving Blowjobs
17 Ways to Touch a Vagina for Maximum Pleasure
12 Hot Sex Positions You Probably Haven't Tried
5 Harmless Reasons You Can't Get An Erection
12 Exercises That'll Make You Better at Sex
Master the Art of Erotic Massage in 6 Steps
Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. We may earn a commission through links on our site.
"When you give in, it’s wet, tantalizing, ticklish, and erotic.”
Episode 4 of HBO's satirical comedy The White Lotus concludes with what can only be described as an unforgettable cliffhanger.
In the scene, hotel masseuse Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) and Shane Patton (Jake Lacy) bust into the office of White Lotus manager Armond, who has his face planted firmly between the butt cheeks of Dillon (Lukas Gage), his much younger, surfer-bro employee. If you've never seen—let alone experienced—a rim job, you may have questions beyond what all of this means for Armond and Dillon in episode 5.
Whether you call it a rim job , analingus, tossing salad, eating booty, or good old-fashioned ass licking, there's no question that having your partner's mouth explore your rear end can be a highly pleasurable experience. It's not just the psychological thrill of doing something "taboo," although that's certainly part of it—there's also a physiological reason that having your booty licked can feel so good.
“There are a lot of delightfully sensitive nerve endings in and around the anus, and some people really enjoy having that area licked and massaged," says certified sex educator Elle Chase . "It’s a pleasure zone for both men and women that can add a great deal of fun excitement to an already enjoyable act."
While people of all genders and sexual orientations can engage in ass licking, the fine art of analingus seems to be especially common in the gay male community. According to Dr. Jordan Rullo, a certified sex therapist at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, an ass-licking rim job is definitely something people enjoy, but exactly how many people do it is unknown. However, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports that 35.9% of women and 42.3% of men had ever had anal sex. “I would guess that these would be the individuals who would be more likely to try oral-anal contact,” Rullo says.
If you’ve never had your ass licked before, you might be wondering exactly what it feels like—specifically, whether it could possibly feel good. According to the 10 analingus enthusiasts we reached out to, the answer is a resounding yes . Here's how they described the sensation of getting a rim job.
Leland, 36 : “It feels warm and electric. If it's soft and sensual, that feelin
Monica Love Nude
Masturbating Mature Women
Mature Women Who Spank