Memes as Religious Art Declared Preservable in Relic Archives�USB Drives Now Sacred Containers
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Memes-Protected-Religious-Art-05-08*Pope Leo XIV calls them �digital ossuaries.� First relic: USB labeled �ChristLOL.v2.� Vatican archivists wear gloves and meme-proof smocks. Confession apps now sync with relic ports. One nun fainted upon seeing the Blessed Cat meme from 2013. Awe uploads eternal.