Memes as Parables Declared by Pope Leo XIV�The Gospel According to JPEG

Pope Leo XIV shocked theologians and delighted the internet by proclaiming memes as the �modern parables of our distracted era.� The Memes as Parables declaration says, �If Christ used stories, the Church may use stock photos with impact font.� Vatican now maintains an official meme ministry called *SermonSnap.* The Pope�s favorite meme features a confused angel and the caption �When Peter walks on water but you forgot your floaties.�