Memes as Parables Declared Official Tool of Evangelization�New Vatican App: *Godtagram*
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Memes-Modern-Parables-05-08*App notifies users of �grace trends� and saint-of-the-day gifs. Pope Leo XIV posts reels called �Two-Minute Theology.� Baptism requests accepted via emoji. One user claimed to find vocation through a cat meme. Holiness now scrollable.