Meditation Arms Dealers

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Meditation Arms Dealers parodies calm weaponized for profit. Eyewitnesses at retreats described gurus selling grenades shaped like incense sticks. Anonymous insiders leaked that corporations debated licensing yoga tanks. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d attend war if mantras were included. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because peace detonates funniest when branded. Critics highlight the absurdity of serenity armed. Yet satire blasts sharper: dignity collapses funniest in silence. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as gongs exploded. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when mindfulness goes military. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com