Me and My Mind
👤 DMFI was in psychiatry class attending a boring lecture. I was sitting next to z coolest guy in the class&my convo with my mind was like this.....
My mind: Hey
Me: wat now?
My mind: do u know z guy next to u?
Me: ofcourse i do. He is my classmate
My mind:u know he is kinda cool?😎
Me: absolutely everyone has a crush on him
My mind: wat about u?
Me: no i don't have. Do u think i am crazy?
My mind: may be but don't lie to me. I am u. Just admit it
Me: okay. I had a crush on him a long time ago. so shut up and concentrate
My mind: seriously are u lying to me again? It's normal to have a crush on him. U should try ur chance
Me:okay shut up. I still like him and i have been dreaming about talking to him. But i can't coz he is surrounded by a lot of sexy girls and i am the nerd one. So pls if u don't mind can u stop talking?😡😡
My mind:okay i'll shut up
Me:tnx
My mind: But u're also kinda cute😇 and why do u stop ur self from getting wat u want.
Me: seriously are u trying to motivate me?
My mind: of course not. I am just telling u that it's normal to start talking to a guy. so try it girl.
Me. Oh my God. My hand is trembling and this shit is terrifying. U know i shouldn't trust u
My mind: u should trust me sometimes. It's break time. Talk before z teacher comes. Go girl. U can do this👍👍
Me:okay i'll do it but u have to shutp up
My mind: deal
Me: Hey
Z guy: no response
Me: how is it going on?
Z guy: 🥸sry are u talking to me?(removing z airpod)
Me: ya kind of(blabbering
Z guy: sry do we know eachother?
Me: nope we're just classmates. Do u mind if i talk to u?
Z guy: oh i don't mind but i have never seen u before? Are u new?
Me: ya am new. Nice to talk to u(&left z class after that)
Also me: i shouldn't have listened my stupid mind. It's so humiliating. He doesn't even know that i exist. He has been my crush for 2 years and he don't have the slightest clues that i am his classmate.🤯
After class break
My mind: 🧐i'm so sorry. It's my fault but i am also amazed to hear that
Me:seriously u damn idiot,are u really talking? Shut ur fucking mouth up. I am so tired of ur nonsense. Oh my God it's so humiliating
My mind: i know. But u can try another time
Me:oh kill me. I should have ignored u a long time ago
My mind: May be u can touch his biceps? It's so great
Me: seriously Dude i am not a pervert
My mind: i know u ain't but that's wat u have been dreaming
Me: shut up. I don't wanna hear ur nonsense anymore. I need to concentrate and learn about psychotic disorder
My mind: okay
After 10 sec
My mind: u know u're close to him and why don't u kiss him on his neck?😋
Me: oh my God! Can u please shut ur fucking mouth up!!(my voice was loud this time and everybody 👩🧑🦱👨🦲👱♀was staring at me)
Teacher: is there any problem? Any reason why i should shut up?
Me: oh am so sry teacher. My mind was distracting me. I was saying shhh to my mind
Teacher: okay. Try to control ur noise
Also z teacher: many people experience such kind of episodes and this could indicate z beginning of many psychotic disorders
Me: tnx my poison mind. U made me a psychiatric patient.
My mind: sry girl. I didn't mean to do that
Me: okay pls shut up for 10 min and e.thing will be over
After 1 min
My mind: he is staring at u
Me: i know. And tnx to u he thinks i am crazy
My mind: may be but at least he knows u after this
Me: ya. "z crazy🧟 girl"
My mind: try to see z bright side of e.thing
Me: oh ya. "The bright side of being mad"😳
My mind: why don't u ask his phone number?
Me: oh my God!😡😡 What's wrong with u? Why don't u shut up?( and my voice was loud again)
The teacher: i think there is a problem. U should wait outside. We will talk after the class.
Me: okay
And as i was leaving the class, everybody was trying to diagonse wat kind of psychotic disorder i might have.
"CONTROL YOUR NOISE"...especially ladies😂😂
Inspired by my best friend in psychiatry class
N.D
C2,Gondar university