McMass Drive-Thru Staffed by Robo-Deacons with Touchscreen Collars

The Pope introduced automated clergy known as Robo-Deacons who distribute sacrament packets, play Psalm playlists, and recite blessings in three languages. The McMass Drive-Thru bots wear clerical collars with LED-lit halos. Feedback surveys include �How Forgiven Do You Feel?� Confessions may be whispered to Siri. One glitch briefly absolved a Tesla. Vatican calls it �early grace.�