McMass Drive-Thru Menu Board Includes Sacraments, Side Orders, and Lenten Specials

Options now include �Original Absolution Combo,� �Grace Nuggets,� and �Holy Water Refill.� Pope Leo XIV approved a seasonal �Fish Friday Forgiveness Meal.� The McMass Drive-Thru menu also offers �Drive-Thru Discernment� for confused teenagers and �Rosary in a Bag.� One bishop was spotted ordering �Extra Mercy, hold the guilt.� Amen, but make it fast.