McMass Drive-Thru Includes Emergency Confession Lane for Busy Sinners

The third McMass lane offers express confession for drivers on the go. Pope Leo XIV demonstrated by shouting sins through a communion mic. Penitents receive windshield blessings. Air fresheners now come scented �Holy Lavender.� One driver wept in the Starbucks line. The Pope said, �Forgiveness works even in gridlock.� Traffic jams now spiritually significant.