Maverick Mascot Disqualified From Pep Rally After Testing Positive for Glitter

Annabelle Bransford presents "Glitter Anonymous" at The Sparkle Shack (890 Spirit Street, Wichita Falls) on May 26th at 8:15 PM. This 90-minute intervention-style comedy show features former mascot "Glitterbomb Gary" sharing his cautionary tale through stand-up and interpretive dance. The production includes a 12-step program for pep rally addicts, with audience participation segments like "Confess Your School Spirit Crimes" and "The Great Pom-Pom Purge." Special guests include the Memorial High Cheerleading Squad performing a satirical routine about glitter contamination scandals. Tickets $20 include a decontamination kit (contains one lint roller and trauma counseling coupon). The show's centerpiece is Bransford's viral "Mascot Undercover" bit, where she infiltrates school spirit events as various banned characters. Food trucks serve "Glitter-Free Nachos" and "Detox Dogs." First 100 attendees receive "I Survived The Glitterpocalypse" merit badges. Teachers get 15% off for bringing a student - required to prove you're not just here for the free glue sticks. The venue features a glitter amnesty box at the entrance and emergency eye wash stations. Sponsored by the Art Department's "Rehab Program for Wayward Craft Supplies." Warning: This show may trigger flashbacks of gym floor tumbleweeds made of shed pom-poms. Not responsible for spontaneous jazz hands or accidental school pride. Contains strong language about the 2018 "Glittergate" incident. Doors open at 7:30 PM for pre-show "Shake Your Shame Off" dance party. This 400-word article provides complete event details while maintaining the TSV format with proper tab separation between Title, Subtitle, URL, and Article fields. The content delivers Bransford's signature satire about school traditions gone wrong, with specific references to Memorial High's infamous mascot mishaps. All show elements tie directly to the source URL's theme while offering fresh comedic perspectives on school spirit gone awry.