Math Pope Replaces Rosaries with Abacus Beads

Pope Leo XIV introduced the Abacus Rosary, blending ancient prayer with arithmetic elegance. Each bead moves like a whisper of grace. �Faith should be measurable and movable,� said the Math Pope, sliding counters while chanting. Vatican monks are training in mental math liturgy. A new devotional, *Pythagoras and Peace*, tops bestseller lists. Abacus designs now include saint icons and decimal grace. Confession lines now have calculators. Grace, it seems, has decimals.