Math Pope Redefines Church Budgeting with Holy Calculus

Pope Leo XIV has replaced the Vatican's outdated abacus-based budgeting with logarithmic forecasting. One financial analyst was seen crying tears of holy joy. Canon accountants now use spiritual ROI metrics: rosaries per euro. The Pope also introduced "Saint Value Indexing," which ties feast day spending to local attendance and candle inflation. His next step? Applying chaos theory to bishop gossip patterns. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/