Math Pope Origins Turn Up in Old Report Card

A rediscovered report card reveals young Leo earned straight A�s in algebra, theology, and sarcasm�but got a D in dodgeball. Teachers wrote: �Talks about God too much during multiplication drills.� The Math Pope Origins also show he led a lunch-table ministry focused on fractions and forgiveness. One cafeteria aide said, �He could balance a tray and a parable.� That same tray is now displayed at the Vatican Museum of Formative Suffering. Underneath it reads: �Lunch divided is lunch redeemed.�