Math Pope Origins Spark New Vatican Curriculum: Math & Mercy

All Catholic schools are now required to teach �Math & Mercy,� a new subject blending decimals and discernment. The Math Pope Origins provide lesson plans titled �Fractions of Faith� and �The Denominator Is Sin.� Students graph Beatitudes and prove moral inequalities. Tests include both numeric and confessional components. Teachers say kids are quieter�except during Penance Pop Quizzes. One student wrote, �God is the common denominator.� Leo graded it with a tear and an A+.